Top 100 things Eejit doesn't want to hear

[eejit101]

1. I dont have a valid one currently.
2. I dont own fish. If someone killed one of you id be sad tho.
3. Probably
4. Thatd be funny.
5. Im assuming so. Sometings not right there.
6. Thatd be nice.
7. Thatd not be nice.
8. I have him on MSN. Same thing.
9. I had a similar experience this week.
10. Bring it. Wouldnt feel a thing. Plus my family would get compensation. Good times.

[PANAMHIEST]

eejit is goona have a hard time, but there is no reason to feel undervalued mate, sounds like you have a perty exciting life, except for the cleaning toilets part. I had to clean portable toilets one time for this job i got tricked into checking out. The ad said service technician, no experience neccesary, so im like cool im go check it out. I got there, and it is servicce tech job alright servicing hot smelly week old porta-potties full of week old summer heat $hit and pee, and lord only know what else, heck i even found a half smoked dobbie one time, but I dint dare smoke it, but thought about it.

[twenty47]

101. "hi Bill, uh I mean Phil, guess what daddy I'm pregnant"