Top 100 things Eejit doesn't want to hear

[freeringo]

1. Your passport has been revoked, you will never leave England.
2. Hey man, I killed one of your fish sorry.
3. Your poker advise is at best amaturist.
4. NDN is really your Father.
5. Sassy is really a man
6. Ringo has blow up pictures of Eejit all over his house.
7. Knowledge has Eejit's face custom printed on each sheet of his toilet paper
8. Knock at the door, "Hey it's Andre, You know Navuta."
9. Bar Manager " Phil we are going to need you to clean bathrooms after your shift everyday now", Pat on back " At boy mate"
10. On his midflight to America " Attention passengers, We are returning to London, Don't be alarmed, There's report of a bomb on board.

[eejit101]

1. I dont have a valid one currently.
2. I dont own fish. If someone killed one of you id be sad tho.
3. Probably
4. Thatd be funny.
5. Im assuming so. Sometings not right there.
6. Thatd be nice.
7. Thatd not be nice.
8. I have him on MSN. Same thing.
9. I had a similar experience this week.
10. Bring it. Wouldnt feel a thing. Plus my family would get compensation. Good times.

[PANAMHIEST]

eejit is goona have a hard time, but there is no reason to feel undervalued mate, sounds like you have a perty exciting life, except for the cleaning toilets part. I had to clean portable toilets one time for this job i got tricked into checking out. The ad said service technician, no experience neccesary, so im like cool im go check it out. I got there, and it is servicce tech job alright servicing hot smelly week old porta-potties full of week old summer heat $hit and pee, and lord only know what else, heck i even found a half smoked dobbie one time, but I dint dare smoke it, but thought about it.

[twenty47]

101. "hi Bill, uh I mean Phil, guess what daddy I'm pregnant"

[timberdogs]

And to think that you called my post pathetic.If it is ,then what the hell is this?

[eejit101]

This is random. Not every post has to be "valuable".

Sigh..

And i didnt have to clean a toilet. Just alot of stairs. And a room.... that room ill never discuss. I tried to start, i failed, claustrophobia wins.

[freeringo]

[quote=eejit101;53993]This is random. Not every post has to be "valuable".

Sigh..

[0maxpower0]

How about...

Milkshakes and cigarettes are found to be a major health risk by British scientists.

or...

Prohibition is in effect for all nations.

I figure one of those would put ya over the edge :-p

[Manhater]

OOOOOhh, I know

Who died today on yahoo!

lol

[eejit101]

If they ban milkshake for health reasons i may die of shock. Weirdly i dont drink that much, its just everytime i do i tell you for some reason.

I do drink too much Coke tho. And beer on a saturday:p

[0maxpower0]

Yea, high fructose corn syrup isnt too great for u. Please it destroys ur teeth... but your british so thats ok

[eejit101]

indeed. true dat

[targetguy1]

more things he doesnt want to hear

1. oh i forgot to tell you, i have herpes

2. i used to be a guy....thanks god for that surgey

3. you call that a shot?

4. ndn to eejit... well sorry eejit but your rude, mean, and bullying comment have gotten you ban from ndn.

[eejit101]

Number 4 nearly happened once i believe.

One day i fully believe i will get banned.

[freeringo]

Number 4 nearly happened once i believe.

One day i fully believe i will get banned.

We all push hard enough, amazing you can keep your cool.
Kudos and love, you are a bigger man than most.