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  1. #1
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    Default NDN Casino's great. I'm the idiot!

    Okay so I am going to tell you what happened to me.

    You may call me an idiot and the biggest idiot on the NODEPOSITNEEDED FORUMS, after I tell you.

    Just informing you of the fun to come if you continue to read this.

    I went to the casino and decided to play black jack.

    I started with 85 chips.

    Not bad.

    I saw three people in the poker room and I was trying to get 300 chips just to go play with them.

    I then got to 300.

    But instead of leaving like I should have, well maybe not, if you keep reading.

    And then I got to 1000 chips.

    And then I got to 3200 chips.

    Do you see where I am going with this.

    The highest I got up to was 42000 chips.

    Now you think I would leave right?

    No.

    I'm selfish and greedy and I decide to risk big or go home.

    Well I went home and now have zero chips for the fourty five minutes I played.

    So the NDN Casino is great and does actually give chips back.

    You just have to be smart enough to walk away.

    And I'm still working on that.

    And now you may call me an idiot.

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    IDIOT!!!!!!!! do you realize what you just did. man oh man what can i say. oh yeah i done it before so i guess i am the same boat with you. well good luck getting the chips back.

  3. #3
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    I know I know.

    I was going to be ashamed and not say something but the NDN Casino gets ragged on all the time and especially the black jack so I had to tell everyone that the black jack was great and I was the one who screwed up.

    Here's some synonms for idiot, therefore for my name right now.

    blockhead, bonehead, cretin, dimwit, dork, dumbbell, dunce, fool, ignoramus, imbecile, jerk, kook, moron, muttonhead, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, out to lunch, pinhead, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit

    I found those on thesaurus and they seemed to fit what I was feeling.

    Now I need to ask NDN to change my name from Demeter = Goddess of Youth to The NDN Casino Blackjack Idiot.

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    Another synonym for idiot is, in fact, eejit.

    It's just in another language.

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    Lol.

    That's all you had to say on this Tay.

    Can you offer me anything to help me leave the casino once I hit it this big again?

    I can't believe I did that.

    I was betting 1000 in chips like no other and all of a sudden I had one thousand in chips and all I did was go to 250 in chips and then in went down hill from there.

    I know ndn can block my casino priviledges but that isn't what I want at all.

    I just wanted to let you guys know what happened and that the NDN Casino can and will pay off if you just let it.

    ERGH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaciBlakely View Post
    Lol.

    That's all you had to say on this Tay.

    Can you offer me anything to help me leave the casino once I hit it this big again?

    I can't believe I did that.

    I was betting 1000 in chips like no other and all of a sudden I had one thousand in chips and all I did was go to 250 in chips and then in went down hill from there.

    I know ndn can block my casino priviledges but that isn't what I want at all.

    I just wanted to let you guys know what happened and that the NDN Casino can and will pay off if you just let it.

    ERGH!
    Well, first of all I don't play blackjack cuz I'm not very good at it, and also I hear too much about people losing on that game. But what I do is I look at my chip count when I go in, and say it's at 9470, I'll allow myself to spend time in there to go up to say 9600, or down to 9300, that kind of scale. If I ever drop below that point, I leave. Same for earning chips too, I'd rather quit while I'm ahead.

    Since I don't play blackjack I stick to Video Poker or Let It Ride.

    I have had the most luck though in the NDN Poker Room, so if anyone's in there, once you improve on your game I suggest that.

    Does that help?

    Oh, and also, I only bet 5 at a time. Period.

  7. #7
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    I will try my best to play blackjack in blocks of time. For instance i will sit in,

    and play for ten minutes, then leave wether i won or lost, then come back

    later and do another 10 minute block. But sometimes Im an idiot myself, and

    end up losing it all in a 30 minute block, so ya been in that boat myself.

    Better luck next time.

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    I will definitely try the betting only five at a time.

    For the time being at least.

    I do not promise anything once I get 500 chips though.

    It's the gambling gene in me I believe.

    I'll try let it ride again also but I haven't had much luck.

    And this seems like a spam post to me once I got to the end of it, but I really didn't intend for this to be that.

    And I think all you guys know that I have been trying to get better about it.

  9. #9
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    i sorry, but 42,000 chips???

    So... $300?

    Rofl.

    Im gonna find out if this is true!

  10. #10
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    I swear to God it's true.

    Find out and then you will be apologetic.

    I wouldn't lie about crap like that.

    Why would you lie about stupid ****e like that.

    Once you find out would you like to award me 300 chips so I can kick your butt in the NDN Poker Room.

    Yeah and thanks.

  11. #11
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    1 - I wont apologise for checking something is true. I dont even know if its possible.
    2 - What the hell were u trying to win. 42k chips is your own brand new Ipod 80GB, or iphone, or Wii, or lots of losing at poker.
    3 - You have never beaten me at poker to this day.
    4 - No i would not like to give u 300 chips. Win them from me or play the NDNPT games.

  12. #12
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    I don't know what I was thinking.

    I was on a sugar high to be honest.

    Three little puddings and I just wanted to beat NDN in his chip count.

    But I promise to God on the Bible, and that's pretty big for me, that I did have that many chips at one point last night and then I just lost them like the donkey I am.

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