TOP 10 How to brown nose Eejit for +/-rep points?

[ROGUE63]

Damn right.

I love you all dearly, so much ill write you a little poem. And ille ven make it creative.


Ringo, my soul, my phone-a-friend,
When live goes haywire will i ever pretend,
To have found a funnier guy than you,
Ill all that I am and all that I do.

Kitty, your pretty little kitty,
Im including you in this little ditty,
As of tomorrow youll be in our heads,
And luckily for your husband, in his bed,
If i he doesnt look after you send him to Glo,
Hell teach him a thing or two and me he will blow.

The rest of you can lick it, or at least try.
This poem took me 2 minutes, its so bad i might cry

now that was funny

[eejit101]

Cool.

In appreciation for my nation i expect some divination

[Pokerkitty6]

I love your poem eejit!!! I bet you have many more hidden talents! Two minutes, thats pretty good. A friend read a poem to me he wrote...Take my breast away....when I get it in writing I'll post it. He makes me laugh alot, kinda like you. Ya know they say laughter is the best medicine...keep im' coming!!!!

[GloBug]

well i can say this eejit ur better at writing peoms then playing poker. i think u need to start a peom forum.

[freeringo]

Eejit and Navuta have the same amount of talent.

Take my breast away, was the funniest thing I could ever imagine you saying Kitty. It was hysterical.

[Pokerkitty6]

Wait til you hear the rest of it....he is supposed to be mailing the poem to me. It made me laugh too!!! We could be on to something here at NDN and to think in the old days we only made up stories, line by line. I'm sure all of us here have played strip poker, so it's not usual if someone is naked playing poker!!!!!

[freeringo]

As soon as my company leaves, I will post naked

[navuta]

I´ve being here for wile.
Im not from Egypt.
But I know I can make u smile.
We all love ejjit, iven if he is naked.
Im playing chips game today.
But I dont know If I gonna make it.
I dont care if ringo or globug are ***.
I know my game is a astray.
Iven if who always win is tay!

Good poem??... hope to get rep for this one..lol...

[taylovesthebeatles]

I´ve being here for wile.
Im not from Egypt.
But I know I can make u smile.
We all love ejjit, iven if he is naked.
Im playing chips game today.
But I dont know If I gonna make it.
I dont care if ringo or globug are ***.
I know my game is a astray.
Iven if who always win is tay!

Good poem??... hope to get rep for this one..lol...

haha I liked it, it was cute. Except the eejit naked part, that was weird lol. Good luck getting in the game today.

[navuta]

sorry, I didnt know that this was a dirty word.
I imagine it was only a sexual option...

[eejit101]

Lol, weirdly im not naked right now.

Sicko.


And im better at poker than at anything else! Screw u hippy.