TOP 10 How to brown nose Eejit for +/-rep points?

[taylovesthebeatles]

I have big breasts and like big butts and I cannot lie!

Well okay not too big butts. lol.

16. Add him as a Facebook friend and join his Mafia.
17. Send him Double Stuf oreos
18. Praise his music recommendations
19. Write a song for him

[targetguy1]

20. listen to his poker advice
21. praise him when he wins a hand

[Pokerkitty6]

20. tell other sites about our captain
21. always call him the NDN Poker King
22. teach him how to make new shots
23. help him become the bartender who has mastered shots from all over the world
24. tell him he has a great heart and smile
25. love him for just being eejit!!!!

[eejit101]

Damn right.

I love you all dearly, so much ill write you a little poem. And ille ven make it creative.


Ringo, my soul, my phone-a-friend,
When live goes haywire will i ever pretend,
To have found a funnier guy than you,
Ill all that I am and all that I do.

Kitty, your pretty little kitty,
Im including you in this little ditty,
As of tomorrow youll be in our heads,
And luckily for your husband, in his bed,
If i he doesnt look after you send him to Glo,
Hell teach him a thing or two and me he will blow.

The rest of you can lick it, or at least try.
This poem took me 2 minutes, its so bad i might cry

[ROGUE63]

Damn right.

I love you all dearly, so much ill write you a little poem. And ille ven make it creative.


Ringo, my soul, my phone-a-friend,
When live goes haywire will i ever pretend,
To have found a funnier guy than you,
Ill all that I am and all that I do.

Kitty, your pretty little kitty,
Im including you in this little ditty,
As of tomorrow youll be in our heads,
And luckily for your husband, in his bed,
If i he doesnt look after you send him to Glo,
Hell teach him a thing or two and me he will blow.

The rest of you can lick it, or at least try.
This poem took me 2 minutes, its so bad i might cry

now that was funny

[eejit101]

Cool.

In appreciation for my nation i expect some divination

[Pokerkitty6]

I love your poem eejit!!! I bet you have many more hidden talents! Two minutes, thats pretty good. A friend read a poem to me he wrote...Take my breast away....when I get it in writing I'll post it. He makes me laugh alot, kinda like you. Ya know they say laughter is the best medicine...keep im' coming!!!!

[GloBug]

well i can say this eejit ur better at writing peoms then playing poker. i think u need to start a peom forum.

[navuta]

I´ve being here for wile.
Im not from Egypt.
But I know I can make u smile.
We all love ejjit, iven if he is naked.
Im playing chips game today.
But I dont know If I gonna make it.
I dont care if ringo or globug are ***.
I know my game is a astray.
Iven if who always win is tay!

Good poem??... hope to get rep for this one..lol...

[taylovesthebeatles]

I´ve being here for wile.
Im not from Egypt.
But I know I can make u smile.
We all love ejjit, iven if he is naked.
Im playing chips game today.
But I dont know If I gonna make it.
I dont care if ringo or globug are ***.
I know my game is a astray.
Iven if who always win is tay!

Good poem??... hope to get rep for this one..lol...

haha I liked it, it was cute. Except the eejit naked part, that was weird lol. Good luck getting in the game today.

[navuta]

sorry, I didnt know that this was a dirty word.
I imagine it was only a sexual option...