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    Default 2009 WSOP Update and news

    Jeff Lisandro


    WSOP news update is that Jeff Lisandro, who has won 3 bracelets this summer already is owning the 2009 WSOP with 145,000 chips.
    He is the hottest player in the world right now.
    What a hot streak this guy is on. woof


    Who do you think will win this years WSOP.

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    hey look everyone its ringos long lost brother. i think it might be his twin. hey dont post updates i want to see it on tv. lol i dont want to know who wins b4 i see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GloBug View Post
    hey look everyone its ringos long lost brother. i think it might be his twin. hey dont post updates i want to see it on tv. lol i dont want to know who wins b4 i see it.
    Pfft
    Don't read this thread then. You have been warned.
    I will close this thread if you can get 2 more people to agree with you.
    I'm waiting!

    P.S. My brother won't even loan me money

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    Ill be downloadin it too, so put in in the spoiler tags please! [] with spoiler and [] /spoiler


    Much love.


    And Jeff Lizzardando (i just came up with that) looks like a fat oompa loompa

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Ill be downloadin it too, so put in in the spoiler tags please! [] with spoiler and [] /spoiler


    Much love.


    And Jeff Lizzardando (i just came up with that) looks like a fat oompa loompa
    ohhhh he is calling u a oompa loompa ringo. thats not right u guys are blood brothers. u gonna let him talk to u that way. and that fine i will watch online i guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GloBug View Post
    ohhhh he is calling u a oompa loompa ringo. thats not right u guys are blood brothers. u gonna let him talk to u that way. and that fine i will watch online i guess.

    I got another puzzle for you.
    Who licks nuts and glows in the dark?
    ooopa dee doo

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    I got another puzzle for you.
    Who licks nuts and glows in the dark?
    ooopa dee doo
    i dont know thats ahard one. what looks like a oompa loompa and has a twin brother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Ill be downloadin it too, so put in in the spoiler tags please! [] with spoiler and [] /spoiler


    Much love.


    And Jeff Lizzardando (i just came up with that) looks like a fat oompa loompa

    Spoiler tags?

    I'm going to go start a new thread and let this one die out.
    yawn

    Go Jeff

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    Jeff can suck it.

    Ill beat him HU for Rollz

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    Default Notables busted out of WSOP

    Here are a few players who busted out Tuesday.

    Mike Matusow, Gus Hansen, Johnny Chan, Gavin Smith, Todd Brunson, Hoyt Corkins, Beth Shak, Barry Greenstein, Jen Tilly, Tony G, Phil Laak, John Hennigan and Mike Caro

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    Who is beth shak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Who is beth shak?

    YouTube - TPBB - Hellmuth Goes Crazy vs Beth Shak (at WSOP)

    Here she is!
    Hotty

    This reminds us all how much we hate Phil.
    Last edited by freeringo; 07-09-2009 at 09:26 AM.

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    Everone in the remaining 176 players at WSOP will win min of $36,626.

    Humor

    As players bust out, tables are broken down and consolidated. This requires players to pick up their own chips and transfer to new tables. Deep into Level 18, a player was walking across the room and accidentally bumped into a camera crew. Two full racks of assorted chips crashed to the floor and rolled off in different directions. There was a mad dash by the player and tournament staff to recover the stray chips. After a few minutes, all chips were gathered and the player finally took his new seat. Mischievous-minded Jimmy Sommerfeld decided to have some fun at the player’s expense. As the player was re-stacking his chips into neat rows, Sommerfeld put on his best stone face. He informed the player that any chips that hit the floor would be ruled technically out of play. After a momentary expression of shock, the player quickly figured out he was the target of a gag and play resumed.

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