Quote Originally Posted by BADBEATCHAMP View Post
Q. What is the difference between blondes and peanut butter?
A. Peanut butter is a pleasure to spread on bread and a blonde spreads for pleasure on a bed.

Q. Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A. They are both 10¢ a screw!

Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They've never met.
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?
A. "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Oh, hell no....I'm a blonde and I'm am the biggest *itch around. You will never talk to me unless you front a drink. hahaha

And, you can never get to the door without passing though the dog who is so nice at being so aggressive. That he does not even want to try entering.

Always funny to see who tiger scares off.

hmm , maybe that's why I'm still single. Damn dog..............He loves trying to go through a window. but, hey , wards off the bible thumpers.