Eejit101's biggest poker win to date is over 65k.
Eejit101's biggest poker win to date is over 65k.
Umm, post lots in one post. Dont make endless posts
The mroe u can put into one post, the bigger your chances.
Ill give u another go
1. favorite color gumy bear is yellow
2. works in a bar
3. thinks brest is the sexiest part of a female
4. middle name is laurence
5. once hit himself playing baseball on the wii
6. was the first person on ndn to see transformers 2
7. has been pushed in the pool with his clothes on
8. his father is named max and is a area manager with HSBC
9. has had sex with 13 females
10. thinks megan fox is the hottest female alive
i am sure i could dig up more but i am lazy
Eejit facts
Some of these facts may be a little skewed like me, so bend a little.
1 works in Europe as a bartender
2 uses pounds as currency
3 likes punk rock music
4 hails fron an Island
5 makes puppets out of ****tail napkins
6 speaks 7 different dialects at 7 stages of intoxication
7 wears his underwear 2 days in a row
8 flosses with a toothpick
9 sensative to light
10 finds coins in odd places
11 wanders aimlessly until he gets somewhere
12 wishes he had a dog
13 never wore argile socks
14 his boyhood hero was Chipper Jones ( he's still playing)
15 favorite game is skydiving simulations
16 once bit a girl
17 found a wallet once (nothing in it, so he kept it)
18 fell asleep in a park
19 likes green happy faces
20 prefers blondes
21 once touched 007's gun
22 eats his finger nails
23 once saw the Queen from 4 blocks away
24 crosses in the cross walk
25 never had a speeding ticket
26 likes to video parts of his body
27 boyhood dream was to be a dancer
28 favorite saying "WTF"
29 hates the number 29
30 carries a mans purse
31 got fired once for looking in a peep hole
32 made his mum cry
33 pissed off his dad
34 thinks NDN is God
35 has recurring nightmares of spankings
36 yellow makes him vomit
37 loves to be tickled
38 spends 2 hours a day in front of the mirror practicing
39 has brown hair
40 is over 5'9"
41 tall women scare him
42 once killed a squirrel with a rock
43 still has his doll collection
44 never wears sandles
45 could care less about figure skating
46 thinks ice is the greatest invention of all time
47 tried out for a play in school and didn't get a part
48 feels inferior around mentally challenged people
49 spends to much money on smokes
50 never been to America
51 he wishes he was brave
52 he is 1 in 6 billion
1. once had a strange encounter with a cat
2. is single
3. is british
4. loves his job as a bartender
5. loves himself more that anybody else
6. has a huge plan to make it big as a pro poker player (like that guy on ****tail)
7. loves the transformer movie, part 1 and 2
8. raises 3.5 BB with AK, AQ
9. loves to give out poker playing tips
10. has an idea for everything
11. once dyed his hair blonde
12. has a facebook account
13. has multiple emails
14. loves talking on instant messanger
15. can type very fast
16. is going to move to Canada one day to run my bar for me
17. sometimes has good advice
18. doesn't have good keno numbers
19. doesn't smoke
20. likes to drink beer
21. always surrounded by females
22. knows how to mix over 100 different drinks
23. rarely get 8 hours sleep a day
24. doesn't drive
25. doesn't like to touch fish
26. lives by himself
27. once worked at the post office
28. thinks european men are the hottest in the world
29. thinks my cats names are funny
30. likes playing MTT more than STT's
1. once had a strange encounter with a cat LOL! So true.
2. is single yep
3. is british yep
4. loves his job as a bartender Umm. Kinda.
5. loves himself more that anybody else No. Well. No. half a point as i dont know
6. has a huge plan to make it big as a pro poker player (like that guy on ****tail) I wish. I used to. So yeah
7. loves the transformer movie, part 1 and 2 Indeed
8. raises 3.5 BB with AK, AQ Also true.
9. loves to give out poker playing tips Yep
10. has an idea for everything Yep
11. once dyed his hair blonde Yep
12. has a facebook account Yep
13. has multiple emails Yep, good for spam
14. loves talking on instant messanger Depends who to
15. can type very fast Very true
16. is going to move to Canada one day to run my bar for me Damn right.
17. sometimes has good advice Bah, often. But ok
18. doesn't have good keno numbers Rofl, true.
19. doesn't smoke Nope. i do. Donk
20. likes to drink beer Yep. Saturdays FTW
21. always surrounded by females When im not at home.
22. knows how to mix over 100 different drinks Yep
23. rarely get 8 hours sleep a day Yep
24. doesn't drive Yep
25. doesn't like to touch fish Rofl, well remembered
26. lives by himself Kinda. Got a housemate. Ill give you it
27. once worked at the post office Did i? Dont think so.
28. thinks european men are the hottest in the world Hotter than u fat americans
29. thinks my cats names are funny Damn right. Weird
30. likes playing MTT more than STT's Ya
ok.......
29/32!!!!
Current leader there Twenty47
i was wondering about the post office one.... i guess i don't remember your past job but I know I did know of it once before... LOL
YIPPPEEEE, i'm in the lead!
wow can i play?
has two brothers
has one sister
lets cats lick his toes
make funny noises when he walks to bathroom in the morning
has a mole on his upper left arm
his first toe is longer then his big toe
wears his watch on his left wrist
parts his hair on the left
loves women in high heels
can't dance but likes to watch
owns 2 johnny cash CDS
likes to squish jello through his teeth when eating it
twirls spaghetti up using a fork and a spoon
likes chocolate ice cream
signature drink is a killer martini
wears 2 rings
has a tattoo of a knife
prefers tank t shirts over short sleeve but loves long sleeved ones
has more girl friends then guy friends
his first girl friend was in the third grade
has never been in a fight
his smile goes up more on one side
sleeps on his back
drinks a full glass of water before going to bed
his biggest tip ever made...100 pounds
prefers star wars over star trek
most of his pants are black
most of his shirts are white
has never had a pedicure
he likes eggs scrambled
his roommate is shorter than he is
shoe size 12 American don't know the conversion
doesn't know how to swim
likes hot dogs
prefers coke over pepsi
owns a bike
prefers dogs over cats
has a blue toothbrush
has a black comb
So, did I win?
1 works in Europe as a bartender yes
2 uses pounds as currency yes
3 likes punk rock music some of it, so yes
4 hails fron an Island yes
5 makes puppets out of ****tail napkins NO!
6 speaks 7 different dialects at 7 stages of intoxication NO!
7 wears his underwear 2 days in a row Depends entirely ont he occasion, but i have int he past.
8 flosses with a toothpick NO!
9 sensative to light Only with a headache. NO!
10 finds coins in odd places LOL!!! Find the pennyok, ill giv eu that
11 wanders aimlessly until he gets somewhere NO
12 wishes he had a dog Yep
13 never wore argile socks Dont evne know what they are, so yes.
14 his boyhood hero was Chipper Jones ( he's still playing) Sadly not. He is awesome th.
15 favorite game is skydiving simulations *** no
16 once bit a girl Who hasnt
17 found a wallet once (nothing in it, so he kept it) Probably
18 fell asleep in a park Fell asleep by the sea, same thing.
19 likes green happy faces not sure. Nevr met green ppl.
20 prefers blondes MEh, yes.
21 once touched 007's gun True!
22 eats his finger nails Not true.
23 once saw the Queen from 4 blocks away Not true.
24 crosses in the cross walk Wtf is one. I cross anywhere.
25 never had a speeding ticket True.
26 likes to video parts of his body This happened once. I then lost my phone. Oops
27 boyhood dream was to be a dancer No
28 favorite saying "WTF" possibly
29 hates the number 29 No
30 carries a mans purse No
31 got fired once for looking in a peep hole No
32 made his mum cry Obv.
33 pissed off his dad Obv.
34 thinks NDN is God Obv.
35 has recurring nightmares of spankings lol, i doubt it
36 yellow makes him vomit No
37 loves to be tickled *** NO
38 spends 2 hours a day in front of the mirror practicing No
39 has brown hair Ye
40 is over 5'9" Yes
41 tall women scare him Very tall ones do
42 once killed a squirrel with a rock sadly not
43 still has his doll collection No, never had one
44 never wears sandles Damn right. I got my flippy flops.
45 could care less about figure skating I can ice skate, and have watched it before...
46 thinks ice is the greatest invention of all time No.
47 tried out for a play in school and didn't get a part No, got the part.
48 feels inferior around mentally challenged people Rofl. No
49 spends to much money on smokes Probably
50 never been to America Yep
51 he wishes he was brave Yep
52 he is 1 in 6 billion Yep
28/52.
Not bad.
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