
Originally Posted by
freeringo
Eejit facts
Some of these facts may be a little skewed like me, so bend a little.
1 works in Europe as a bartender
2 uses pounds as currency
3 likes punk rock music
4 hails fron an Island
5 makes puppets out of ****tail napkins
6 speaks 7 different dialects at 7 stages of intoxication
7 wears his underwear 2 days in a row
8 flosses with a toothpick
9 sensative to light
10 finds coins in odd places
11 wanders aimlessly until he gets somewhere
12 wishes he had a dog
13 never wore argile socks
14 his boyhood hero was Chipper Jones ( he's still playing)
15 favorite game is skydiving simulations
16 once bit a girl
17 found a wallet once (nothing in it, so he kept it)
18 fell asleep in a park
19 likes green happy faces
20 prefers blondes
21 once touched 007's gun
22 eats his finger nails
23 once saw the Queen from 4 blocks away
24 crosses in the cross walk
25 never had a speeding ticket
26 likes to video parts of his body
27 boyhood dream was to be a dancer
28 favorite saying "WTF"
29 hates the number 29
30 carries a mans purse
31 got fired once for looking in a peep hole
32 made his mum cry
33 pissed off his dad
34 thinks NDN is God
35 has recurring nightmares of spankings
36 yellow makes him vomit
37 loves to be tickled
38 spends 2 hours a day in front of the mirror practicing
39 has brown hair
40 is over 5'9"
41 tall women scare him
42 once killed a squirrel with a rock
43 still has his doll collection
44 never wears sandles
45 could care less about figure skating
46 thinks ice is the greatest invention of all time
47 tried out for a play in school and didn't get a part
48 feels inferior around mentally challenged people
49 spends to much money on smokes
50 never been to America
51 he wishes he was brave
52 he is 1 in 6 billion