well here it goes,i was ten years old and walking to school.
the old way was getting boring so i took a new way.on my
way i heard this phrase "purple spaghetti"it so happens that the
new way made me late for school and the teacher asked me
why are you late so i told her that i took a new way to school
and in doing so i heard this new phrase.she said what was the
phrace i said "purple spaghetti"she said get out of my class room and dont come back.so i went to the office.there i saw the principal who said why are you here.so i told him i took a new way to school today on my way i heard a new phrase the teacher kicked my out of class because of the phrase and now im here with you.he said what was the phase i said "purple spaghetti"
he kicked me out of all the schools in the county.so i started home a cop seen me walking and pulled up beside me and said hey sonny arnt you supost
to be in school.well i took a new way to school on my way i heard this phrase
the teacher kicked me out of class because of it principal kicked me out of school because of school because of it and now im here with you.the cop said what was the phrase i said "purple spaghetti"he then cuff and stuffed me into the back of his car.then he drove me home to my mom.she said whats going on so i told her the story about taking a new way to school and hearing the new phrase and that the teacher kicked me from class,principal kicked me all schools because of it and the cop cuffed and stuffed me and drove me home because of it now im here with you she said what was the phrase i said "purple spaghetti" she then screamed and run out of the house into the road and got hit by a passing car and was injured badly.
anyone know the moral of the story?
i will post back in 1hr to tell ya