What is the funniest poker name you ever seen online?

[freeringo]

I seen "headwhiledriving"

[taylovesthebeatles]

lol I've seen quite a few but I can't remember them all at the moment. I'll try to start keeping track.

The ones I find funniest usually are ones where the player acts like they're all that, like AllInEveryHand, and then they don't live up to their name because they don't do what it says. lol.

[KaciBlakely]

I'll start making notes on them to use for this thread.

I'd be interested to know what people have seen before.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Some funny names from the FullTilt Beta Freeroll today:

-Beta Freerole
-5hip it
-Mr Paul Bearer
-KyFried
-bouttreefitty

[doorgod2]

poeple get crazy sometimes saw

nutzinyourfac

okyouare***

HITuR2OuTTeR

CaptJackass

GoingPostal21

just to name a few

[eejit101]

My top 5...

1 - Robviously
2 - SweatsTicles
3 - 4KAhole (i loved that one)
4 - IH8RowTrollN
5 - IDonkedObama

[freeringo]

My top 5...

1 - Robviously
2 - SweatsTicles
3 - 4KAhole (i loved that one)
4 - IH8RowTrollN
5 - IDonkedObama

I love #2 and #5

brilliant

[Manhater]

I know the funniest name. ME!!!!

Manhater who would of thunk!

[eejit101]

I love #2 and #5

brilliant

#2 is someone on this forum. (SweatsTicles)
#5 is one i made up and used for a bit (IdonkedObama)

[klinkman]

Today I ran into a couple of names I felt like sharing

MTG Chick-After we get done with this, how about you come over and play with my deck?

mywittyhandle-indeed it is.

youCALLEDmeWITdat- indeed I did.

ImOnABoat8- nuff said

[KaciBlakely]

These are the best names I have seen in a while. I thought I put these in here but I looked and I haven't so these are my top 5 favs.

1.BonghitsforJesus on ftp
2.OJlovednicol on ftp
3.B4 I FU RU 18 on ftp
4.Duck My Sick on pokerchamps
5.Vaginaterian on ftp I believe

Here's some others that are funny, but not the top 5 worthy I don't think.

Gen Herpes on UB.

I_cant_believe_He on PSIt looked great in dealer chatter: I_cant_believe_He raised $14. I_cant_believe_He shows down 4d, 3c... etc.

jackkingoffsuit is a good one too.

Another hilarious one was on stars called hor$epeni$, lmfao.

looseasyourmom and bum_on_welfare were cool too.

I'm going through my player notes, so sorry if this is long.

OMG sitting on tilt with "u got t-bagged" or something of the sort. Crazy.

[KaciBlakely]

ThongPounder at Absolute Poker lmfao

[KaciBlakely]

"Upay4myweed." on Party Poker is another great one.

[jefftib2000]

I once saw cameljockey I thought it was pretty funny.

[KaciBlakely]

I just saw Cuminmysoc420.

WTF are people thinking when they do this mess.

[bouks999]

i just seen one yesterday on a free roll it he was called pokerballs i thought that was pretty funny

[bouks999]

i think idonkedobama is hillarious

[woohoosue]

coo1handpuke ok dont know if funny but it was gross maybe boys will like it

[woohoosue]

im at PH right now and there is a girl??? Humpy Bogart

[Lilred36]

hillbilly roostr,and he was hitting on Sue last nite at Borg's game.

[PANAMHIEST]

bigb(o)(o)bs was a pretty funny and creative one!

[freeringo]

EejitdoesDallas

[markjfixit]

gross but very funny I think its "forgotowipe" lmao

[woohoosue]

KissMyAssHoe......being a Ho I'm LMAO making this very funny

[Ringo]

ubeatmeueatme