If knowledge was king
what would it mean
vodka and roast beef
if you know what I mean

If knowledge was king
I would give rep
to anyone who
folded to my bet

If knowledge was king
this sight would see
eejit is only
a munchkin to me

If knowledge was king
in NDN land
it would be sweet
to women not man

If knowledge was king
no-one would dread
the chips you need
to make your bread

If knowledge was king
this would be over
cause I'll never be
even close to sober!