If Knowledge was King

[knowledge]

If knowledge was king
what would it mean
vodka and roast beef
if you know what I mean

If knowledge was king
I would give rep
to anyone who
folded to my bet

If knowledge was king
this sight would see
eejit is only
a munchkin to me

If knowledge was king
in NDN land
it would be sweet
to women not man

If knowledge was king
no-one would dread
the chips you need
to make your bread

If knowledge was king
this would be over
cause I'll never be
even close to sober!

[eejit101]

If knowledge was king
Id hate to think
Of what would happen to my life
It would be on the brink

If knowledge was king
I think id have to quit
Before id see this forum
turn to ****

If knowledge was king
i dont think i could cope
constant arrests and alcohol
and threads just about dope

If knowledge was king
the world might as well end
i dont want to be in it
id be driven round the bend

If knowledge was king
in his true to life status
its the end of life as we know it
**** this, im taking a hiatus

[taylovesthebeatles]

lol someone write one for me! Put the perfect words together!

[knowledge]

I had a mouthful of vodka and 7 and spit it out on the second verse..Eejit you have a new calling. NDN poet laurette(sp)



Eejit is the true master and not only of the male sheep!

[eejit101]

I just made one up ont he spot, took me 2 mins, which is why it sucks.

Write one youself, but please dont start spamming the fourm in a new thread

[eejit101]

I had a mouthful of vodka and 7 and spit it out on the second verse..Eejit you have a new calling. NDN poet laurette(sp)

1 - Thanks
2 - Whats vodka and 7? Vodka and 7up?
3 - At least 2 ppl read my awesome 2 minute poem!

[taylovesthebeatles]

I just made one up ont he spot, took me 2 mins, which is why it sucks.

Write one youself, but please dont start spamming the fourm in a new thread

I might write one, but I'd write it for someone else, as it's better that way. Ringo wrote yours so someone else should write mine!

[eejit101]

yeah... but mine was for him trying to suck up for rep points.

Knowledge was.... well, cos knowedlge is knowledge.

Yours, we need a reason, A purpose.

Everything needs a purpose.

If tay was queen
with her hatred of socks,
im sure id be headed
down to the docks

If tay was queen
itd be a scream...
flor klinkmans fantasies,
he can live out his dream

[freeringo]

If Tay were Queen
flowers would bloom
everlasting colors
in her kindom of doom

She would punish her people
for talking too much
she would tourture your children
for spilling their punch.

She would throw big feasts
for some memory or two
She would cut off your head
if you didn't eat her stew

This kingdom of bliss
is not all it seems
If you think bad thoughts
she will haunt your dreams.

[freeringo]

yeah... but mine was for him trying to suck up for rep points.

Knowledge was.... well, cos knowedlge is knowledge.

Yours, we need a reason, A purpose.

Everything needs a purpose.

If tay was queen
with her hatred of socks,
im sure id be headed
down to the docks

If tay was queen
itd be a scream...
flor klinkmans fantasies,
he can live out his dream

That was really close to my poem
weird

[taylovesthebeatles]

yeah... but mine was for him trying to suck up for rep points.

Knowledge was.... well, cos knowedlge is knowledge.

Yours, we need a reason, A purpose.

Everything needs a purpose.

If tay was queen
with her hatred of socks,
im sure id be headed
down to the docks

If tay was queen
itd be a scream...
flor klinkmans fantasies,
he can live out his dream

haha yours made me lol, especially since all I wear on my feet is socks!

Are socks? Is socks?

Ah eff the English language!

[BnLM5]

lol someone write one for me! Put the perfect words together!

Here I wrote one for Tay.....


Taylovesthebeatles,

Klink and me too so it seems,

That's what I heard last nigt

in my dreams.


Where she sat before me

in black leather and lace.

I knew she could read me,

as it showed on my face.


Then I saw Klink

he had a sword in his hand.

He was running towards me,

yelling, "I am Lord of this land!"


I left in a hurry,

not a minute to waste.

but the thought on my mind

was, Tay has good taste.

[eejit101]

Isnt this a gambling related forum?

Im sure i read that somewhere...

[freeringo]

Isnt this a gambling related forum?

Im sure i read that somewhere...

OK thats a rap everyone, the king has spoken.
No more fun and socializing.
Back to poker 101.

Too much poker Eejit make us all very dull indeed.

Your word is law.

[BnLM5]

Yes I think so, but it is in the general section, which states that we may chat about anything we'd like! If I remember correctly, dear.

[KaciBlakely]

You could write one for me tay. It'd be pretty awesome if it wasn't insulting like the boys'. I'm going to try to write one for you tay.

[eejit101]

Why dont you both run off and buy a load of toys to pleasure each other with in real life?

Dear god its like NDN = No Dating Neccesary.

Just log on, flirt with whoever, and love blossoms

[KaciBlakely]

For everyonce except for you eejit. For everyone except for you, don't you think, lol.

[BnLM5]

Why dont you both run off and buy a load of toys to pleasure each other with in real life?

Dear god its like NDN = No Dating Neccesary.

Just log on, flirt with whoever, and love blossoms

Who are you talking to when you say this?

[taylovesthebeatles]

Who are you talking to when you say this?

I think he's talking to us, Lori. And maybe Kaci as it seems she's trying to get in on the action, lol! It's okay, it's not like eejit ever flirts with people here *cough*Sassy*cough*

[eejit101]

Hey, lies.

I dont flirt with anyone!

I talk to 2 people from this forum, outside this forum, 3 if you count my phone call to ringo.

And the 2 i talk to know who they are!

[eejit101]

However i will concede that sassy is very hot. And she owes me a haircut for a bet

[BnLM5]

You still did not answer my question. About who you were talking to. And why are you being so, so YOU about everything? Grrrr

[eejit101]

I was being nice! I talk to you, pfft.

And i was tlaking about Kaci and Tay.

Tho, you do join in in my head sometimes

[BnLM5]

I am going to join you in a knock down drag out, outside on the grass, if you don't be nice.