Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
Everyone in the mountains has herpes, but no here has outbreaks because
they live stress free. Herpes is triggered by stress, the rest of the time it
stays dorment in your lower spine forever.
It wouldn't surprise me if they find that everyone is born with it.
where the hell you find that out.... Im stressed 24/7... do i have herpes, oh crap... IUD, the hell is that, im sure some form of contraceptive, im interested to know. Good joke though. If i were a condom company, i would just sell one bingers with nothing in em, that way you can just say, yea baby i put it on, then show her the empty wrapper, then youre in. Also, condoms make my penis unhappy, anyone else. I say get tested get the pill and swing for the fences.