1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Carve it out and make it into an ashtray

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

Have some fun at first, tp people on the shoulder and run away. Then probably rob a bank.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

More wishes! Seriously, probably to win my next 10 poker tournaments.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

A banana. As i like bananas.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

As im often being hit on

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

4.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?


As i have the basic skills required for the job, but as i havent been programmed into a specific way of doing things previously, its leaves you free to mould me into the perfect person for this job, rather than take on someone who already has been trained completely, but maybe brings some things to the table that you dont want, where as i am a blank canvas that comes with no previous owners.