Preparing you for a job interview survey

[GloBug]

so am i freaking hired or what. i need to know soon because i got a few other job offers but i am holding out for this one. eejit u said u would hire me but i dont know if u got any pull for this one. some douche bag from HR named freeringo hasnt returned my calls can u put in a good word for me eejit. thanks a million.

[eejit101]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

[GloBug]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

now thats what im talking about. just the kind of person i want to work for. cool ill tell the other job offers to go screw themselves.

[freeringo]

figure id answer as if id be in an interview
1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
set down the first brick of a homeless shelter

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
if i were invisIble for a day, Id sit in on the conversations of political leaders and captains of industry

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
no one anywhere would go without food water shelter

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
blueberry, every part of me is edible and im full of antioxidants and vitamins

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
despite external pressures of all sorts, i maintain a uniformity that is unchanged

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
8 times a month, twice a week

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
the intangibles; qualifications mean nothing if there is no drive to accomplish, or the means by which one does accomplish things are not neccessarily routed in something that is essentially good. Ethics and motivation are as important if not more than qualifications.

Dear Mr. Omaxpower,
We have decided that you are over qualified for the position you applied for. However, there will be an opening in Management in 1 month.
May we contact you again when a more quality postion opens.