If Eejit were King

[freeringo]

If Eejit were King
Now how about that
He would dress us like trolls
and wear silly hats.

If Eejit were King
Thank God he's not
Sharing our wives
for his nasty thoughts.

If Eejit were King,
Damned if he is
We would all go to school
to be a math whiz.

If Eejit were King
Someday he might be
Would he make us go all in
with just an 8-3.

If Eejit becomes King
I'll shoot him if he does
His dying breath "Why?"
Just because.


took me just 12 min

[eejit101]

took me just 12 min

u can telll

[sloeddie]

If Eejit were King
Now how about that
He would dress us like trolls
and wear silly hats.

If Eejit were King
Thank God he's not
Sharing our wives
for his nasty thoughts.

If Eejit were King,
Damned if he is
We would all go to school
to be a math whiz.

If Eejit were King
Someday he might be
Would he make us go all in
with just an 8-3.

If Eejit becomes King
I'll shoot him if he does
His dying breath "Why?"
Just because.


took me just 12 min

do you think that the number of times 'eejit" and "king" was mentioned has any hidden meaning? ...HUMMMMMM

[freeringo]

do you think that the number of times 'eejit" and "king" was mentioned has any hidden meaning? ...HUMMMMMM

Are you implying that I might be brown nosing?
Please.
Eejit can shove his favortism so far up his a__ that he gets an orgasm.

[eejit101]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL lol lol lol lol

[sloeddie]

i am assuming that you both wear hard hats and carry big sticks when post?

[knowledge]

Why eejit is queen
is not cause he's meen
It's cause he's been places
some guys havn't seen

Why eejit is queen
is cause he's not right
he's a little queer
and not really 'tight'

Why eejit is queen
is really untrue
he does like the girls
of which there are two

Why eejit is queen
and please keep this quiet
he's a brit by day
at night he's not silent

Why eejit is queen
the poker garu
is because he is not
the guy you would do!


Took 5 minutes






none of us care

[taylovesthebeatles]

These are all great, thanks for the laughs! Did you look up Stephen Lynch on Youtube yet? Am I allowed to post the link here?

[freeringo]

These are all great, thanks for the laughs! Did you look up Stephen Lynch on Youtube yet? Am I allowed to post the link here?

Yes post link here

[taylovesthebeatles]

Yes post link here

Look at the other ones up there, especially Special Ed and DnD song. Also the Bowling song is great.

[eejit101]

Lol knowledge, your a c**t, but that was pretty funny.


And ive given up on tays youtube links ever since Avenue X or whoever.

[freeringo]

Look at the other ones up there, especially Special Ed and DnD song. Also the Bowling song is great.[/QUOTE]

The URL contained a malformed video ID.

[taylovesthebeatles]

The URL contained a malformed video ID.

its the filter. Not sure how to work around it. So just search on Youtube for if I were g.a.y. Stephen Lynch. Without the periods.

[eejit101]

Surely if your g.ay you dont need to have periods....

[taylovesthebeatles]

Surely if your g.ay you dont need to have periods....

lol robviously. I knew someone would catch that, but I didn't know how else to put it.

[knowledge]

I think I have a 2 periods aday. When when I want to have a drink and one when I do...

[eejit101]

Well, at least i made a joke.

AND WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY ROBVIOUSLY!!!!

Its taking over the world!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Well, at least i made a joke.

AND WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY ROBVIOUSLY!!!!

Its taking over the world!

Robviously you did, duh. Where else would I get it from?

[eejit101]

SRobviously is the new word anyway. Your so last week!