How do you like your eggs cooked?
pop egg style. over medium eggs

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
nah

What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
snooze

What were you doing at 5pm yesterday?
playing outside with kids

Do you make your bed?
nah wife does.

Favorite candy flavor (Lemon, Cherry, Grape, Lime, Orange)?
lemon

Would you rather drown or die from falling?
falling

Favorite school subject?
PE

Least favorite school subject?
math

Where were you on September 11th, 2001, at 9am?
i had just got off work doing all nighter so i was already hallucinating from a 12 hour shift with no sleep b4 and seen that and thought damn i got lay off the pot. and cried a bit for those people.

What's your ring tone?
mine sound slike a **** song and it vibrates also. lol

What's the worst color combination?
blue and red

Favorite color?
yellow

Would you rather take a bus or a taxi?
Taxi- and have eejit drive me around. yes he use to be a taxi driver. ask him.

Would you shave your head for $500?
ummmm yeah what a dumb question. hair would grow back in a month

What time is it right now where you live?
1:23 am

Have you ever been to West Virginia?
nope

Favorite mascot (Lion, Raider, King, Titan, Tiger, Hawk, etc.)?
monkey because they look so mean.

Are your more afraid of a Grizzly bear or a Great White shark?
great white because they just scare me

If you could have any car, what would you have?
lifted phat *** truck.

Are you sitting still right now?
yes

What's the last song you heard?
none

Have you ever drank spoiled milk?
Nope i dont even drink good milk

Favorite type of food (Italian, American, Seafood, Chinese, etc.)?
korean

Have you ever been in a car accident?
yes 3 times

Favorite Cereal?
bacon eggs and sausage

What do you find the most attractive in the opposite sex?
Physically- a rack and booty
Personality- witty and trusting

Biggest turn-off?
fake rack and high maintenanance women

Favorite male name?
Keone

Favorite female name?
my wifes

Would you have Osama Bin Laden killed or imprisoned?
stoned

Have you ever had braces?
no

Have you ever been streaking?
lol no comment

Have you ever broken a bone? What?
yes ankles

Do you play any sports? What?
yes soccer and flag football for adults league

What's cuter: a puppy or a kitten?
a pokerkitty

You're in a small plane, the pilot dies, and there's one parachute. Do you try to land the plane or jump?
jump with parachute.

The traffic light turns yellow. Do you accelerate or slow down?
depends

It's the middle of the night and you're the only car on the road. Do you run a red light?
for sure as long as no cameras are out there.

Batman or Superman?
supermnan

What noise do you hear at this very moment?
typing

I'm standing right behind you. Are you going to turn around?
lol nope

Can you name the NFL team that won the most recent Super Bowl?
nah the steelers

Favorite comedian?
dave chappelle

Favorite actor?
al pacino

Favorite actress?
megan fox oh did mention shes hot b4

How long have you gone without sleep?
with drugs or without.

Are you on a desktop, laptop or something else?
im on a island

What do you think of Barack Obama?
he smokes

When was the last time you ate?
3 hours ago

Who was the last person to text/call you?
dave

Do you know the name of Spongebob Squarepants's best friend, who's a starfish?
patrick

Breaking News: Russia invades California, Oregon, Washington State, and Hawaii. hell no i would head for the hills red dawn style

Apples or oranges?
niether.

Least favorite chore?
dishes

When you play chess, do you play with the white or black pieces?
does it matter

When you play checkers, do you play with the red or black pieces?
does it matter

Apple juice or Orange juice?
arnold palmer tea

CSI or Law and Order?
csi

Which music artist would you like to see live?
incubus

Last movie you saw in the theatre?
been years

What's the last thing you said out loud?
go to sleep (kids)

What's your most embarrassing moment?
to many to count

Coke or Sprite?
cherry coke

Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?
both

Battleship or Monopoly?
Monopoly

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
the rooster

What's your middle name? Do you like it?
NA

Do you know your mother's birthday? What is it?
NA

Do you have your social security number memorized?
i think so

Do you sleep in any clothes?
boxers only

What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
face

Do you often rent movies?
never

What's your main source for listening to music (iPod, Radio, mp3, Internet)?
ipod

Can you use chopsticks properly?
sushi king baby

Could you ever forgive a cheating boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?
nope **** em

How attractive do you think you are (1-10)?
i dont know . i cant judge it

When was the last time you had to run?
today chaing youngest down side walk on her bike. and yes ahe is 2 and a half and rides a bike with no training wheel.

Best vacation spot?
hawaii

What do you do to attract the opposite sex?
cant im married

Are you a morning person or a night person?
night
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What did you want to be when you grew up when you were little?
a lawyer lol

Least favorite food?
liver

What's your favorite childhood memory?
wow i dont know there aret o many

What's something that makes you cringe?
nails across chalk board

What did you do today?
made breakfast for the girls then brushed my teeth

Can you use a public restroom?
i cant use urinals with no walls between. kinda fuinny i have a phobia about that. i have to use stalls.

Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
lol bruce

Have you ever broken the law? How?
yes i cant list them all.

If you could be the best at something, what would it be?
poker