2009 Tax Code
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> The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due
to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the
time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in
the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
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> HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to
size:
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> The brackets are as follows:
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> 10" - 12"
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> Luxury Tax
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> $ 300.00
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> 8" - 10"
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> Pole Tax
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> $ 250.00
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> 5" - 8"
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> Privilege Tax
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> $ 150.00
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> 3" - 5"
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> Nuisance Tax
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> $ 30.00
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> Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
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> Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.
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> ** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **