Subject: The Cowboy and St. Peter




A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “Once, on a trip
to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most
heavily-tattooed biker and kicked his bike over, smacked him in his face,
ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled,
"BACK OFF OR I'LL KICK THE '#%$#%' OUT OF ALL OF YOU!"

St. Peter was impressed. “So, when did this happen?”

“Just a couple of minutes ago.”