Sex With A Cowboy

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> Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde New Yorker),
> confided to her co-workers she had three goals
> for her trip to the Lone Star State;
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> 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
> 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
> 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
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> Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
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> 'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they
slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is
unbelievable!'
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> 'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full
grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and
grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
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> They then asked,
> 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
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> 'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they
carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'
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