Gone Golfing...

[Dallas12]

One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.

Ben searches diligently throught the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Ben excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Thomas, come here, I got big trouble down here."

Thomas comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: "What`s the matter Ben?"

Ben shouts back in a nervous voice: "Throw me my 7-iron! Looks like you can`t get out of here with an 8-iron."

[sloeddie]

very good needed that to start the day

[0maxpower0]

LOL, that was great. I expected something different with the thread title but was pleasantly surprised. love the joke threads dallas, keep em up!

[freeringo]

Didn't you miss something here.
The ball wasn't his right.
So the punch line should have been:

I found my ball. toss me my 7 iron, an 8 iron would probally kill me from here.

[doorgod2]

that was great i like that one now try this one
Bill and bob are golfing when bill slices the ball
into the butter cups.he finds his ball and trys to
strike the ball in the process he destroys the
butter cups then mother nature apears and says
"bill you have destroyed my beautifull butter cups
and your punishment will be to live the rest of your
life with out butter"
the next hole bill again slices his ball this time it
lands in the honey suckel again he finds his ball and
trys to hit it out of the patch of honey suckels destroying
all of the plants and again mother nature apears
and says"bill i just told you that you are going to live
your life with out butter for destroying my butter cups
and now you destroy my honey suckels so you will
live your life with out honey and butter"
by now bill got the point and bob hits his ball into
the ***** willows and starts tward his ball .then
bill yells "bob dont hit the ball from there its not worth
it"