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    Default which pro poker player would you like to donk out

    finial table you have him covered in chips by about 2000 he or she has aces back to back you have somthing like jack five offsuit he gos all in you call and catch the full house which pro player would make the best home movie?? and yes i know no one would play a jack five off suit.

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    Hellmuth can be the only option.

    But id be the one with AA losing to him

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Hellmuth can be the only option.

    But id be the one with AA losing to him
    Agree. You'd get the best show.

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    Mike the mouth Matazu

    I loath that guy.

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    well i would think hellmuth or sean sheikhan. i would love to hear the crap that would come out of there mouth when i donked them out. mikey the mouth has calmed down alot i dont think he would one of his patented matusow blowups. lol ive played with the sheik b4. he is a buddy of mine from high schools brother. he is a real jerk. kinda funny he owns a tatto and head shop in vegas. he is a completely full of him self. he is good but he has a mouth on him like no other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    Mike the mouth Matazu

    I loath that guy.
    Hopefully when I knockout Mike, it's someone elses money and Mike has to sneak out the back.

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    I would splash around with the J5 no problem. It's about like 70 or 75% percent vs. aces, if my math is right. So I'm in there for sure. As for the pro, I would like it to be Mike Matusow, so I can watch him have a heart attack, or Esfandiari, so I can have him ask me what it feels like to be a winner. And I would say, It feels great. I have played with the blind guy with his caretaker who tells him the cards and the action that they featured in 2006-2007??? at the Wynn in Las Vegas, and Nelly of course, who is +EV here in the MidWest (my profile picture).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydrotrip View Post
    I would splash around with the J5 no problem. It's about like 70 or 75% percent vs. aces, if my math is right. So I'm in there for sure. As for the pro, I would like it to be Mike Matusow, so I can watch him have a heart attack, or Esfandiari, so I can have him ask me what it feels like to be a winner. And I would say, It feels great. I have played with the blind guy with his caretaker who tells him the cards and the action that they featured in 2006-2007??? at the Wynn in Las Vegas, and Nelly of course, who is +EV here in the MidWest (my profile picture).
    yeah the blind guy was a great feat for poker. for them to allow that i thought it was cool. there are no boundaries when it comes to poker. as for nelly hes gotta suck .lol i seen the pic in prefile but it is too small. hey u should set up a album then we can enlarge pics to see them. just a tip.

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    Phil Ivey

    JUST THAT.... and i quite poker....
    lol..

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    Hey thanks. I didnt even have to ask how to do that I figured it out. I will get that in there. And ya is pretty horrible i have played with him thrice thus far. He is definitely the juice for the pot limit game. And if he stacks you, he pays gas money, for real. We had a table discussion about it and if you break someone who was playing with their roll, they get a rebate. He did snap me off once, and I told him I am still going to collect. The waitresses show up a lot more when he is at the table too.

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    I think i am gonna go with Scotty nygeun!!!! not b/c he will get mad but just to hear him Say "j5 off come on BABY" lol

    Phil H would be annyoing and mike mats. would say he played his hand wrong!!! well this is the new mike!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydrotrip View Post
    Hey thanks. I didnt even have to ask how to do that I figured it out. I will get that in there. And ya is pretty horrible i have played with him thrice thus far. He is definitely the juice for the pot limit game. And if he stacks you, he pays gas money, for real. We had a table discussion about it and if you break someone who was playing with their roll, they get a rebate. He did snap me off once, and I told him I am still going to collect. The waitresses show up a lot more when he is at the table too.
    yeah i would think that the waitresses would show up more. they need to buy more air force ones. lol well thats cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydrotrip View Post
    I would splash around with the J5 no problem. It's about like 70 or 75% percent vs. aces, if my math is right. So I'm in there for sure. As for the pro, I would like it to be Mike Matusow, so I can watch him have a heart attack, or Esfandiari, so I can have him ask me what it feels like to be a winner. And I would say, It feels great. I have played with the blind guy with his caretaker who tells him the cards and the action that they featured in 2006-2007??? at the Wynn in Las Vegas, and Nelly of course, who is +EV here in the MidWest (my profile picture).
    brought tears to my eyes laughing classic [what does it feel like to be a winner]

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    Quote Originally Posted by sloeddie View Post
    brought tears to my eyes laughing classic [what does it feel like to be a winner]
    Antonio and Phil L are by far my favorite two poker personalities. They just go together, and they know how to conjure up jokes through each other. And the best part about it, is that it isn't exclusive, it really lightens the mood up at the table for all of the players. I did get a little sick of the Lodden Knows game though, in fact, I was just in Oklahoma and everyone at one of my tables was trying to mimic it, it was an embarrassing disaster. They need to drop that and jump on some real props.

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    Ive played Mike Matusow....

    He was at the FT of the $200,000 i won on Paradise.

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    I have to go with Phil Hellmuth for obvious reasons, but I also think Daniel Negranu or Scotty Nguyen would be awesome to donk out, just because I honestly think they'd both be somewhat good sports about it. They both seem to be great guys who are competitive but at the same time know how to have fun.

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    This one is a really easy decision. By far without a doubt it would have to be Jaime Gould. Give him some of his own medicine, you know. That might be a good strategy though against him because if you dont donk him, he will probably donk you.lol

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    My dream knockout would be taking THE MOUTH out and he throws such a fit,
    that he knocks Hellmouth over in his chair right into Kathy Liebert and Kathy gets up and kicks the crap out of both of them.
    The look on Phils face all bloody or bruised would be worth the price of addmission.

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