WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage- Diet Coke
2. last phone call- made? I don't remember. It would have been at work. Probably to a disgruntled customer. I rarely use the phone at home.
3. last text message- I hardly ever text. Probably a one word reply to my friend Kristin. She is the only one who hasn't given up on texting me.
4. last song you listened to- Willie Nelson - Blue eyes crying in the rain
5. last time you cried- I don't remember. Probably when my mom died. About a year ago.

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice- nope
7. Been cheated on- Yes. A few times. It sucked but I can't say I didn't deserve it. Each time I was well aware that I was not giving everything I should have been to the relationship
8. Kissed someone & regretted it- Yes, a few times. Although I guess what I usually regret is what comes after the kiss.
9. lost someone special- Too many times
10. been depressed- Yes
11. Been drunk and threw up- Yes, although not for many, many years now.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black
13. Red
14. Blue

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15.Made a new friend? yes
16. Fallen out of love- No
17. Laughed until you cried- No...I don't think I ever have. I've laughed plenty but no tears. Just not the way I respond I guess.
18. Met someone who changed you- Every day
19. Found out who your true friends were- I don't think you ever know.
20. Found out someone was talking about you- Yes, but never anything that bad.
21. Seen a movie- Yes, Usually we see 3-4 a month.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life- friends list where? Here? none. Not on facebook or myspace. Suicide girls-about 20. Deviant Nation -2
23. How many kids do you want to have- we wanted 3 or 4. Only had one. But she's a great kid.
24. Do you have any pets- We have 4 cats
25. Do you want to change your name- Not anymore. I'm used to it now
26. What did you do for your last birthday-I don't remember. Probably out for Korean food and to a movie.
27. What time did you wake up today- 6 am. I slept in.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night- I think I was still playing poker. I took 3rd in the 10 cent rebuy on tilt last night. It was pretty grueling.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for- Retirement
30. Last time you saw your mother- June 1st 2008, the day she passed away.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? I wish I had gone to grad school instead of law school.
32. What are you listening to right now- The first 48 hours, my wife love that crap.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom- Yes, he was an asshole.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now-That I have to be up in 4 hours and I am not tired.
35. Most visited webpage- Yahoo? Not really sure
36. Whats your real name- Ray
37. Nicknames- Juan
38. Relationship Status- Married
39. Zodiac sign- Cancer
40. Male or female?- I am male. I prefer females. Not sure what you are asking here.
41. Elementary?- Seward
42. Middle School- Phillips
43. High school/College- South
44. Hair color- Dark brown/Black...depending on who you ask.
45. Long or short- As of today short. I went from the Dan Haggerty look to the Drew Carey look.
46. Height = 6'
47. Do you have a crush on someone? Yes, quite a few. Thankfully my wife is not the jealous type.
48: What do you like about yourself? To be honest I like myself far more than I reasonably should. I think I am hilarious and am convinced I am smarter than everyone else.
49. Piercing= None
50. Tattoos- none I love them on some people but I will probably never get one
51. Righty or left- Right handed, very left politically.

FIRSTS:
52. First injury- Broken arm in Junior high
53. First piercing-Never
54. First best friend- My next door neighbor, Mary.
55. First sport you joined- Baseball
56. First vacation- North Dakota
57. First love- My next door neighbor, Mary.
58. First pair of trainers- ??? I don't know what these are

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating- nothing...last thing was a banana
60. Drinking- I was drinking a Diet Coke as I said.
61. I'm about to- go to bed
62. Listening to-see 32
63. Waiting on- My wife...she gets annoyed if I go to bed before her.
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?- Done that...grandkids someday I hope, although not too soon.
65. Get Married- Never again...Not that I am unhappy that I got married but if my current marriage were to end I doubt I would even live with someone again. It has taken me 20 years of compromise to get where I am very comfortable with the way things are. A new marriage would mean compromising again. I'm too stubborn for that. It wouldn't be fair to the other person.
66. Career?- I'd like to go back to grad school and climb in to my Ivory tower and corrupt young minds. I know I don't want to practice law.

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes- Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses- I like kisses but I love a good hug.
69. Shorter or taller- Shorter people live longer...I think height is overrated. Also I like little tiny girls. S
70. Older or Younger- I used to like older. Now I like younger.
71. Romantic or spontaneous- Spontaneous, romance is overrated. Usually it looks like you are trying to hard.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms- Nice stomach
73. Sensitive or loud- sensitive, I hate loud.
74. Hook-up or relationship- Relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant- reformed troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER :
77. Gotten into a fight- More than I can count. Fewer and fewer as the years go by though. Which is probably a good thing.
78. Lost glasses/contacts- yes..many times
79. Cheated- I would say no...some people would say I have emotionally cheated...I don't even know what that means.
80. Broken someone's heart- yes
81. Had your own heart broken- yes
82. Been arrested- No...despite the many predictions made when I was younger.
83. Turned someone down- yes
84. Cried when someone died- Yes
85. Fallen for a friend?- They have all been friends

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself- Yes, most of the time
87. Miracles- No...but I wish I did
88. Love at first sight- Kind of...
89. Heaven- No
90. Santa Claus no
91. The Mothman- who the **** is the Mothman? I am stealing so many of Tay's answers.
92. Angels- No

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. What are you wearing?- Red Boxers
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time- no
95. Did you sing today?- no
96. Do you text a lot?- hardly ever
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? To see the period? The renaissance. To try to stop myself from making stupid mistakes? When I was a senior in college.
98. How many true best friends do you have? 1
99. Are you afraid of falling in love again? no
100. Posting this as 100 truths