Survey for GloBug

[freeringo]

1. Have you seen a sunflower in real life before? I make moonshine from sunflowers


2. Do you buy those 98cent boxes of cake mix or make a cake from scratch? I wait till they are on sale for 69cents and then I buy me some


3. Do you own any clothes from Wal-Mart that you wear on a regular basis? You mean there are other stores that sell clothing too?


4. Have you ever worn leg warmers? I gots me my holy sweats, does that count

5. How do you feel about Pluto being called a dwarf-planet? Pluto means
shooting beer through your noses

6. What’s your favorite flavor of Ramen? Raman, California

7. What is the brand of the eyelash curler you use? I cut my lashes weekly

8. Would you rather wax or thread your eyebrows? I prefer everything with wax
9. Do you brush your teeth before or after you eat? Thanks for reminding me,
where's my toothbrush

10. How do you act around your crush? I say not you, root beer today

11. On your birthday, do you buy yourself a present? I call in drunk to work

12. Do you drink grape juice? I also dye my tee shirts with it

13. Name someone who craves for attention: my dog, my wife, my daughter and granddaughter

14. What languages do you wish you could speak? Zimbladesh

15. Have you ever eaten frog before? tastes just like chicken


16. Do you buy stuff from vending machines at school? NO but I check em for coins

17. The death penalty, are you for it or against it? I am for more death and more releases.

18. Do you ride the public transportation buses? PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?
thumb a cousin

19. Don’t you think Dr. Phil’s show is a waste of an hour?He has it all wrong,
positive energy is multiplied by the knowledge of his producer subtracted by the his lack of hair and added to his unsuccessful mariage equals bad Karma

20. Do you like Flea Market shopping? We have yard sale networks


21. Have you ever screamed in your sleep? 4 times, all after losing HU to Eejit

22. How many hours do you spend on homework? 6 hours a day
You are never too old to learn

23. What would you do with no electricity? Fire up the generator.
Be civilized

24. Do you wake up in the middle of the night for a snack? What I eat has not calories and tastes better after a few licks

25. Ever been embarrassed buying bras?Only when I get the size wrong

26. Do you participate in freebies online? everything is free is you know where to look

27. How long does it take to straighten your hair? a lifetime

28. How often do you get major headaches? What causes them? yes from a dirty bong


29. Does your mom clip out coupons? My mom? MOM? I clip coupons everyday

30. Do you paint your own room or do your parents do it? I rent

These are the worst questions for a guy to answer.
I shall do my own manly survey.

[eejit101]

I hate these now, but i have to do every one weirdly.

1. Have you seen a sunflower in real life before? Yes


2. Do you buy those 98cent boxes of cake mix or make a cake from scratch? I dont make cake. I play on cake


3. Do you own any clothes from Wal-Mart that you wear on a regular basis? WTf is walmart


4. Have you ever worn leg warmers? No


5. How do you feel about Pluto being called a dwarf-planet? Its neither. Its a dog.


6. What’s your favorite flavor of Ramen? Wtf is Ramen?


7. What is the brand of the eyelash curler you use? The welsh kind (none)


8. Would you rather wax or thread your eyebrows? Id rather eat a pizza


9. Do you brush your teeth before or after you eat? No and no


10. How do you act around your crush? Like an idiot


11. On your birthday, do you buy yourself a present? No

12. Do you drink grape juice? No


13. Name someone who craves for attention: Me!

14. What languages do you wish you could speak? Italian


15. Have you ever eaten frog before? No

16. Do you buy stuff from vending machines at school? If so, what? We didnt have them. I buy pepsi form a vending machine at work tho


17. The death penalty, are you for it or against it? Not bothered. Not my fight. Not my country. If they wanna have the God power, let them.


18. Do you ride the public transportation buses? Yes. As its cheap.


19. Don’t you think Dr. Phil’s show is a waste of an hour? Yes. For the ppl who watch it.


20. Do you like Flea Market shopping? Shopping for fleas? Eww


21. Have you ever screamed in your sleep? Dont think so


22. How many hours do you spend on homework? Roughly 0. Probably less


23. What would you do with no electricity? Id stop working, im powered by electric


24. Do you wake up in the middle of the night for a snack? No


25. Ever been embarrassed buying bras? No, as i dont buy them shockingly


26. Do you participate in freebies online? Always! (what is one?)


27. How long does it take to straighten your hair? 0 seconds.


28. How often do you get major headaches? What causes them? Occasionally, and stress i imagine


29. Does your mom clip out coupons? This test is stupid

30. Do you paint your own room or do your parents do it? When i lived at home my mom did it i think

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eejit- you worry me, child.

freeringo- I loved your answers!

maxpower- I thought about starting a death penalty thread when I first joined, but I thought it might be too controversial so I didn't. I'm gonna go look at yours now. Thanks.

terbo- lol at the eyeliner one, that took me a moment! +rep for you

klinkman- you're right about my mom, lol. And yes honey I know you're straight, but your hair isn't!

Also, why hasn't Glo Bug filled out his own survey???

[eejit101]

Why do i worry you?

[taylovesthebeatles]

Why do i worry you?

you don't know what Ramen or Wal-mart is!

[eejit101]

Im british!

And i know what Walmart is, that was a joke

[taylovesthebeatles]

Im british!

And i know what Walmart is, that was a joke

lol everyone knows what ramen is! If you know the FSM, you know Ramen.

[GloBug]

well thanks tay. ur the best.

1. Have you seen a sunflower in real life before? Yes I have


2. Do you buy those 98cent boxes of cake mix or make a cake from scratch? ummm i buy cakes screw making them thats my weak point in cooking.


3. Do you own any clothes from Wal-Mart that you wear on a regular basis? yeah im not picky and not in high school where clothes help your social status.


4. Have you ever worn leg warmers? yeah when i dressed up as a hooker for halloween.


5. How do you feel about Pluto being called a dwarf-planet? lol i dont really care. now if they called pluto the dog a dwarf them we got a problem.


6. What’s your favorite flavor of Ramen? BEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


7. What is the brand of the eyelash curler you use? none


8. Would you rather wax or thread your eyebrows? wax. well that what my wife says is best.


9. Do you brush your teeth before or after you eat? lol why. to savor the food stuck between your teeth after u eat. ummmm that chicken was good 1 hour later marinated wuth salive.


10. How do you act around your crush? well from what i remember i use to get giddy.


11. On your birthday, do you buy yourself a present? no whats the points in that. only a loner would do something like that.


12. Do you drink grape juice? i drink alot of grape juice and all other juices. remember i got a 2 1/2 year old. lol


13. Name someone who craves for attention: navuta hands down. eejit gets respect so he doesnt need it.


14. What languages do you wish you could speak? wow. i dont know. i guess fluent spanish as now i speak spanglish.


15. Have you ever eaten frog before? yup legs taste like chicken.


16. Do you buy stuff from vending machines at school? its been like 15 years sice ive been to school but i did.


17. The death penalty, are you for it or against it? i am completely for it. u got to think if your wife or sone or daughter or even someone close to u was raped, molested and muredered what would u want. i want that person to get killed or i would have to do it myself. i would rather the state do it so i dont need to get in trouble.


18. Do you ride the public transportation buses? no cars baby


19. Don’t you think Dr. Phil’s show is a waste of an hour? who is that.


20. Do you like Flea Market shopping? omg its the best. i love going to the san jose flea market. its the biggest in the counrty. covers miles and miles of land. good food there. and the farmers market they have is the best.


21. Have you ever screamed in your sleep? yes. and i have woken up crying b4 too.


22. How many hours do you spend on homework? well i help with my oldests so i would say at least 1 hour a day.


23. What would you do with no electricity? well i am a elkectrician so i would go buy a generator and hook it up directly to the house.


24. Do you wake up in the middle of the night for a snack? nah just drinks unless i toke a insane amount of pot. ringo knows what im talking about. kitty probably does too. loll


25. Ever been embarrassed buying bras? lol no because when i usually buy them that means the kids are gone and its a bout to be a steamy night. lmao.


26. Do you participate in freebies online? yes of course. i will participate in anything thats free.


27. How long does it take to straighten your hair? dont know i just shower and poof its str8.

28. How often do you get major headaches? once a weekend due to good drinking.


29. Does your mom clip out coupons? no but i do.


30. Do you paint your own room or do your parents do it? i do it of course why pay someone when u can do it.