1. Have you seen a sunflower in real life before? I make moonshine from sunflowers


2. Do you buy those 98cent boxes of cake mix or make a cake from scratch? I wait till they are on sale for 69cents and then I buy me some


3. Do you own any clothes from Wal-Mart that you wear on a regular basis? You mean there are other stores that sell clothing too?


4. Have you ever worn leg warmers? I gots me my holy sweats, does that count

5. How do you feel about Pluto being called a dwarf-planet? Pluto means
shooting beer through your noses

6. What’s your favorite flavor of Ramen? Raman, California

7. What is the brand of the eyelash curler you use? I cut my lashes weekly

8. Would you rather wax or thread your eyebrows? I prefer everything with wax
9. Do you brush your teeth before or after you eat? Thanks for reminding me,
where's my toothbrush

10. How do you act around your crush? I say not you, root beer today

11. On your birthday, do you buy yourself a present? I call in drunk to work

12. Do you drink grape juice? I also dye my tee shirts with it

13. Name someone who craves for attention: my dog, my wife, my daughter and granddaughter

14. What languages do you wish you could speak? Zimbladesh

15. Have you ever eaten frog before? tastes just like chicken


16. Do you buy stuff from vending machines at school? NO but I check em for coins

17. The death penalty, are you for it or against it? I am for more death and more releases.

18. Do you ride the public transportation buses? PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?
thumb a cousin

19. Don’t you think Dr. Phil’s show is a waste of an hour?He has it all wrong,
positive energy is multiplied by the knowledge of his producer subtracted by the his lack of hair and added to his unsuccessful mariage equals bad Karma

20. Do you like Flea Market shopping? We have yard sale networks


21. Have you ever screamed in your sleep? 4 times, all after losing HU to Eejit

22. How many hours do you spend on homework? 6 hours a day
You are never too old to learn

23. What would you do with no electricity? Fire up the generator.
Be civilized

24. Do you wake up in the middle of the night for a snack? What I eat has not calories and tastes better after a few licks

25. Ever been embarrassed buying bras?Only when I get the size wrong

26. Do you participate in freebies online? everything is free is you know where to look

27. How long does it take to straighten your hair? a lifetime

28. How often do you get major headaches? What causes them? yes from a dirty bong


29. Does your mom clip out coupons? My mom? MOM? I clip coupons everyday

30. Do you paint your own room or do your parents do it? I rent

These are the worst questions for a guy to answer.
I shall do my own manly survey.