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  1. #1
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    Default Brilliant from a women's perspective.

    The Note On The Refrigerator Read:

    My Darling Wife,

    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
    54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
    I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
    Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly
    interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
    18-year-old secretary at the Hilton Hotel.

    Please don't be upset and I shall be home before midnight.

    Roger

    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
    on the dining room table:

    My Dear Husband,

    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
    54 years old.

    I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also
    54 years old.
    As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.

    I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
    Marriott Hotel with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
    assistant tennis coach.

    He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math,
    you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
    one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
    into 18.

    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

    Sybil

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    Wow bwahahaha! I think that's the best joke I've heard on here yet! That's amazing. Thanks for sharing it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles View Post
    Wow bwahahaha! I think that's the best joke I've heard on here yet! That's amazing. Thanks for sharing it!
    your quite welcome glad you enjoyed it

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    I don't get it.
    FN math jokes
    woof

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    lol freeringo

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    i think that that would be an excellent math class to enroll in..

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