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  1. #1
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    Default Joke of the day- how would you react?

    This joke brings up an interesting question....
    (will ask at end)

    Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island. For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship.

    One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried off and they started talking.

    April asked Harry, "what is something you've REALLY missed being out here on a desserted island for so long?"

    "A clean shirt," was Harry's response. With a huff, April reached into the steamer trunk and tossed Harry a shirt.

    April let out a short huff, but persevered: "Surely there's SOMETHING you've really missed out here...all alone...on an island with NOBODY all this time?"

    "Oh wow, YEAH, there sure is: I'd REALLY like a dry pillow to sleep on."

    April reached into her steamer trunk once again and tossed Harry a pillow; and she would not be put off. Striking her most alluring pose, she asked in her most provocative voice, "C'mon, Harry, wouldn't you like to play around?"

    Harry got all excited and started jumping up and down. "Don't tell me you have a set of GOLF CLUBS in there, too?!???!?!"

    If you really were in this situation, what would you miss the most and want to have with you (cant answer women)

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    Well you said no women, so can I have klinkman with me instead?


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    the balls to play golf

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    laptop with music, maybe wireless for more music getting!

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    A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what’s wrong, and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

    The wife tells him, “For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’. When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.

    Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ so again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doc when I get home I’m all tired out, and I don’t want it any more.”

    The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So are we going to tell your husband or what?”

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    yeah the golf balls. this is a old one. lol

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