Hello All

[freeringo]

hey catlicker welcome aboard m8!!!!!!!!
have a look around bud i was pleasantly surprised i am sure you will be too !
lots of interesting stuff here at nodepositneeded.the staff are very helpful if you need anything.

Staff? What staff? Everything here is automated. NDN and Eejit are computer programs that act like humans. It is quite amusing to watch.
It becomes very transparent when the 2 programs play poker on the same table. Eejit plays super tight and NDN plays super loose and when they seldomly get in a showdown the worst hand wins everytime.
Beware of the Eejit101 program, it is programmed to create mischief and the NDN program is the rules program. If the NDN program takes your chips, you will never get them back. The rest of the gang will keep you out of trouble. Welcome.

[nodepositneeded]

Welcome aboard and thanks for joining!

[allinking17]

Hey, welcome to the forum. First off, you will find that this forum is by far the best casino/ and or poker related forum on the interenet. I speak from experience as i have been around to a great number of them, and this is the ONLY, i repeat the ONLY one that i always continously visit daily. Make sure to make use of the shoutbox at the bottom, and join us for our chip tournaments. Our chip buyin tournaments are actually almost everyday this month at pdc poker. Also this month there is a drawing for a nintendo wii. All you have to do is participate in the forum and enter with chips. Once again, welcome to the forum, if you need help with anything please feel free to let me know

[navuta]

Staff? What staff? Everything here is automated. NDN and Eejit are computer programs that act like humans. It is quite amusing to watch.
It becomes very transparent when the 2 programs play poker on the same table. Eejit plays super tight and NDN plays super loose and when they seldomly get in a showdown the worst hand wins everytime.
Beware of the Eejit101 program, it is programmed to create mischief and the NDN program is the rules program. If the NDN program takes your chips, you will never get them back. The rest of the gang will keep you out of trouble. Welcome.

lol.... funny but true... They act like humans sometimes, but only sometimes, most of the time they act like a machine with has runned out of oil....

[twissisa]

Hi catlicker and welcome to NDN. Alot of neat stuff going on here and good people (or machines) willing to help out if you need it, oh and we women do not bite much. LOL. Good to see ya here and gl.

[navuta]

Hi catlicker and welcome to NDN. Alot of neat stuff going on here and good people (or machines) willing to help out if you need it, oh and we women do not bite much. LOL. Good to see ya here and gl.

Yes, I think we all (as now I make part of the partie) need some Woman spirit here, some female dialogs to make us all a little bit more loose...(u know what I mean) not loose in game neither looser. But to make our hearts soft.
U know, life make our hearts little harder sometimes, so lets lets breath deaply and breath out love and not war. No machism no feminism just brotherhood!
Long life for poker players!

[woohoosue]

ok i see everyone gave u alll the fond hellos......short and sweet ...stay out of my room .... the second shelf of the refridgerator here belongs to me....and it's a standing rule that if i raise with anything more than 1/2 pot bet everyone folds...... keep your nose clean .... nah really happy u found us

[taylovesthebeatles]

Hi CATLICKER, what a great introduction. Unfortunately I'm also one of the "women" on this forum, and I don't plan on allowing my fiance to lock me up!
I hope you enjoy what you've found here at NDN and have good luck on the felt and fun on the forums.

[navuta]

Hi CATLICKER, what a great introduction. Unfortunately I'm also one of the "women" on this forum, and I don't plan on allowing my fiance to lock me up!
I hope you enjoy what you've found here at NDN and have good luck on the felt and fun on the forums.

What do u mean?
Unfortunatly you are also a "woman"?
You are a fake woman so u can play at the ladies tournament and bet than up???????

I DID THAT ONCE... won 2 times first place on ladies only.....
bahhh ... but don tell carbon my wife likes poker ok?

[navuta]

ok i see everyone gave u alll the fond hellos......short and sweet ...stay out of my room .... the second shelf of the refridgerator here belongs to me....and it's a standing rule that if i raise with anything more than 1/2 pot bet everyone folds...... keep your nose clean .... nah really happy u found us

Wow, thats for me?
What a lot of recomendations u got for me woman.
Hum.. I see, so that I can understand what u said. ( Im a phylosophyer)
Where is your room?
Does your shelf has beer most of the time?
well, if u raise I will probably re-raise just to brake this rule, and probably I will loose and that rule will rule again.
My nose clean? Anyone here snorts things like... like.... those crazy dirtnoses?
Im happy also that U are happy that I did indeed found you guys!

[freeringo]

Wow, thats for me?
What a lot of recomendations u got for me woman.
Hum.. I see, so that I can understand what u said. ( Im a phylosophyer)
Where is your room?
Does your shelf has beer most of the time?
well, if u raise I will probably re-raise just to brake this rule, and probably I will loose and that rule will rule again.
My nose clean? Anyone here snorts things like... like.... those crazy dirtnoses?
Im happy also that U are happy that I did indeed found you guys!

YEAH SUE What he said.

[navuta]

hummmm...
DOh...
I guess that msg was to CATLICKER...
If im wrong somebody tells me please...lol