I'm Seriously Contemplating Moving To The USA

[eejit101]

ask?

Ok - Lori - Would you play me at Strip poker? And maybe give me a massage, as my back hurts

[BnLM5]

Before I say, let me say...

Firstly, I was thinking more along the lines of coming here and asking.

and ask you....
Secondly, Do you think I could beat you at poker?

[eejit101]

Pretend i am there and asking.

Secondly - yes, if you got lucky

[BnLM5]

Alright I will give you a massage and when i'm done we will talk about the cards.

[eejit101]

Pfft, youll be lucky if we even get to playing cards! lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eejit- I talked to my friend who lives in Plymouth and was an Au Pair in America for a while about emigrating to the US, and he told me there were four ways to go about it:

1. Be highly educated and basically say you'll be very useful to the US if you emigrate here.

2. Get a job in the US before entering and have your company sponsor you, ie. endorse your application for a visa

3. Start a business in the US

or

4. Marry an American

I hope this is somewhat helpful for you.

[eejit101]

Very helpful thanks.

I woke up cos a car decided to crash outside my house. Nice of them, selfish people, crashing while people are asleep.

Ive decided to Marry an American.

Heres my options -

NDN - Marry me?
GloBug - Get a divorce and marry me?
Lori - Same as GloBug.
Navtua - Sorry, your not American.
CaliGirl - Meh, i could wake up next to ya every morning
Sassy - No idea if ur nice, but u said im cute so im easy!
Tay - I cant rbing myself to even attempt to spoil what u and klink have.
Anyone else - For Double Stuff Oreos im yours.



Ok, back to sleep, and posibly the insanity ward, for me