I'm Seriously Contemplating Moving To The USA

[taylovesthebeatles]

No, not strip poker.

Id play Lori Headsup at Strip Poker tho

I think it's a safe bet that everyone here would!

[GloBug]

well i wouldnt mind lol.

[BnLM5]

Oh stop already! Do you wanna play too Tay? lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

Oh stop already! Do you wanna play too Tay? lol

Definitely! Count me in.

[BnLM5]

Definitely! Count me in.

you are such a wild thing!

[taylovesthebeatles]

you are such a wild thing!

I know, haha. Thanks? I think? lol.

[GloBug]

wild thing
u make my heart sing
i forgot the rest

lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

wild thing
u make my heart sing
i forgot the rest

lol

I make everything
groooovy?

lol I know I do!

[0maxpower0]

I might be mistaken but i know for a fact that in the US you have to claim your winnings on gambling, lotto and poker annd all that on your taxes. I remember reading that the guy who won the first survivor, richard hatch, never put his winnings on his tax income statement or whatever, and def got nabbed for it. But i was under the impression that in the UK, your winnings on gambling and poker do no have to be claimed on your teaxes. Maybe you could help me out with that one if i am mistaken. But hell, Id take 20-30% of my winnings back for a little bit of rain, and some craazy blokes and mates and all that pip pop cherrio stuff. But really though if I am mistaken please tell me, because I had asdpirations to move to where YOU are and get out of this god foresaken nation-state that is called teh united states of america. If i am wrong, i think ill just save my money and then go move to new zealand and never play poker again. But if im wrong about the UK and not having to claim your poker winnings please holla, cause everything ive looked up and all teh blokes i talked to said that i would not.

[eejit101]

FYI - Britain is not like you see in Mary Poppins.

- We do not pay taxes on winnings. Its nice.

- Tay - yw

- Lori - You are number 1, itd just be too obvious if i kept putting ya att he top. Gotta mix it up

[Pokerkitty6]

I wish we didn't have to pay taxes on our winnings. I guess we just have to pay to play.

[BnLM5]

I wish we didn't have to pay taxes on our winnings. I guess we just have to pay to play.

No kidding we pay taxes on every thing, or so it seems!

[freeringo]

I really think that Eejit needs 2 weeks at my cabin
before he enters the real world U.S.
He needs to regroup.
I sense alot of turmoil in his spirit right now.
I will concentrate on you today bro to try and help ya.

[eejit101]

Cool... i have no idea how thatll help but thanks!

[0maxpower0]

No kidding we pay taxes on every thing, or so it seems!

Oh no, we do. a lot of them we dont have to pay (see: constituition) .. something about the government has no right to tax on income accured fro labor and wages... something like that :-/ ( that's my disappointed in america face)
hey lets switch places, u move to new england and ill move to old england... it'd be like that movie....

[eejit101]

Id use a laptop, with the software i have, and id just get a mate to ship me his 11,000 music files.