Smart Business Plan

[Dallas12]

A new shift manager was being shown around the latex factor where he was just hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in their manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud “hiss-pop” noise, and the shift manager asks his tour guide what it’s doing. “As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise.” he says “The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.”

Baby Bottle NippleOn the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a “hiss.. hiss… hiss-pop” sound during the manufacturing process. “Wait a second,” the future shift manager says, “I know what the hiss, hiss is… but what’s with the ‘pop’ noise every once in a while?”

“It’s the same as the baby bottle nipple process.” says the guide. “It pokes a hole in every third condom.”

“But that can’t be good for the condoms!” the observant shift manager replied.

“Nah, but it’s really good for the baby bottle nipple business!”

[knowledge]

Don't know where you come up with them but they are always good. Hey did you create a signature menu item once you were hired! I have done at 2 different restaurants and it impressed the owners right off. Think about it. You could make the Joke of the Day burger or something. A burger using lamb with blue cheese would be awesome!

[GloBug]

haha. thats a good one. lol

[PANAMHIEST]

lol that is a good one, probably why i got a lil one now

[GloBug]

well how many nipples have u bought. thats the real question. lol