Post 4 to the shizzle, eej is the dizzle

[eejit101]

Its 5.15am so forgive me my hiphop intro.

4,000.

Wow.


What can i write about??

Lets see... randomness!


Ive decided Facebook will start charging people $5 to sign up soon. Imagine, they will be rich.

Ive seriously decided hardly any of you are good at poker, you win when you get lucky. That being said, some are you are quite good

Ive decided this site is awesome. I cant believe we only have 30ish active posters. WTF is with that. Ill figure it out one day, i know me and NDN are baffled.

I have a date tomorrow night i think. GL to me.

I love the weather here right now, hot as hell! Love it.

The Atlanta Braves are awesome.


GloBug can lick it.

Henrik Stenson is still my hero.

Now, has anyone seen a sheep?

[eejit101]

And to finish up, heres 2 song lyrics for everyone

(ive gone different, to show i have diverstiy)

Today - Les Miserables - I dreamed a dream. (awesome stage show)

There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in times gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung
No wine untasted
But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame
He slept a summer by my side
He filled my days with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came
And still I dream he'll come to me
That we'll live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So much different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed
The dream I dreamed.




2nd one slightly more usual.


Sting - Windmills of your mind


Round, like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel.
Never ending or beginning,
On an ever spinning wheel
Like a snowball down a mountain
Or a carnaval balloon
Like a carousell that's turning
Running rings around the moon

Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes on it's face
And the world is like an apple
Whirling silently in space
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind

Like a tunnel that you follow
To a tunnel of it's own
Down a hollow to a cavern
Where the sun has never shone
Like a door that keeps revolving
In a half forgotten dream
Or the ripples from a pebble
Someone tosses in a stream.

Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes on it's face
And the world is like an apple
Whirling silently in space
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind

Keys that jingle in your pocket
Words that jangle your head
Why did summer go so quickly
Was it something that I said
Lovers walking allong the shore,

Leave their footprints in the sand
Was the sound of distant drumming
Just the fingers of your hand

Pictures hanging in a hallway
And a fragment of this song
Half remembered names and faces
But to whom do they belong
When you knew that it was over
Were you suddenly aware
That the autumn leaves were turning
To the color of her hair

Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning,
On an ever spinning wheel
As the images unwind
Like the circle that you find
In the windmills of your mind

Pictures hanging in a hallway
And the fragment of this song
Half remembered names and faces
But to whom do they belong
When you knew that it was over
Were you suddenly aware
That the autumn leaves were turning
To the color of her hair

Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning,
On an ever spinning wheel
As the images unwind
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind

[taylovesthebeatles]

Have fun on your date, eejit. Just be careful mentioning Glo Bug and sheeps, that might bother her just a little .

[eejit101]

Everyone loves Fireflies and SHEEPS!

[nodepositneeded]

Don't forget protection!

[eejit101]

Looooooooooooool.

Too funny.

[terbo71]

Good luck on the date eej. And about protection... If you get that lucky, don't talk about sheep in your sleep. And you're right, the Braves are awesome!

[eejit101]

Woot, go braves.

And i dont even know if its on any more!

Plans change in my life so fast.

[GloBug]

tell your date i will lick it while u stick it. lol and we have the sheep watch. and we can do all this while the weather is nice and while watching the crappy braves play and liten to music. that sounds like a great date. oh dam u forgot the protection and now your on your way to your goal of 10 kids from different babies mommas. lol


okay well i would like to know who u think sucks at poker. am i one of the luck ones. lol

[eejit101]

dunno, not postin who as id be shot

And change of plans, im not on a date tonight!

Well, not yet, depends really.

8pm now so unlikely.

(blame her work)

[GloBug]

dunno, not postin who as id be shot

And change of plans, im not on a date tonight!

Well, not yet, depends really.

8pm now so unlikely.

(blame her work)

ah boo i wanted to lick it. oh well that sucks i hate when work always meeses things up.

[thenutzaa1]

eejit no glove no love!!!!!!

[eejit101]

No glove?

Wtf re u on about!

[BnLM5]

Oh my God! lolol..... That was so funny! Lol...

[eejit101]

Ive just been informed thanks to our forum admin....

And - LOL!!!!!

Us brits, we dont get your slang words.

Funny tho.

[GloBug]

wow u really didnt know what no glove no love means. dam u brits need to catch up with the times. lol.

[thenutzaa1]

Dont jump without a parachute!!!!!!!!

[KaciBlakely]

Don't forget protection!

Why will he need protection? Like he has a change to get any! LMFAO.

[taylovesthebeatles]

After reading this thread...

You worry me, eejit. You should get out more!

[eejit101]

Why will he need protection? Like he has a change to get any! LMFAO.

im assuming that was a joke, your problem is as you spelt "chance" wrong, it didnt work.

So sad, you might nearly have made someone laugh.

As it is, shockingly, i dont go out on dates looking for sex, thanks.

Im know GB knows this as we discussed something similar via PM the other day.

But if you think your being funny, just watch the spelling otherwise it definatly doesnt work.

/end sarcasm

[GloBug]

im assuming that was a joke, your problem is as you spelt "chance" wrong, it didnt work.

So sad, you might nearly have made someone laugh.

As it is, shockingly, i dont go out on dates looking for sex, thanks.

Im know GB knows this as we discussed something similar via PM the other day.

But if you think your being funny, just watch the spelling otherwise it definatly doesnt work.

/end sarcasm

ohhhh end sarcasm. my bad crab arse. all joking aside well if your date ever happens i hope u have a cracking ole time mate.