25 Random Things About Me

[taylovesthebeatles]

1. I play Magic: The Gathering. I still kinda suck at it, but I really love it.
2. I also play poker, and I'm becoming more addicted by the day. I still only play for fun, though, and I have yet to make a deposit anywhere. I'm not sure that I actually will.
3. I do not like tomatoes. I can tolerate some pizza sauce, but I will not touch ketchup and I eat my spaghetti/pasta sans marinara.
4. I cannot handle being around more than a few girls at once. I much prefer the company of guys.
5. I randomly quote movies and song lyrics in normal conversation all the time.
6. I am getting married in 2010 or 2011, and I still do not have a specific wedding date or a reception venue (for Tulsa)
7. I'm one of the few Beatles fans who actually likes Yoko Ono (and is thrilled to be her friend on Facebook!)
8. It took me until 5th grade to learn how to tie shoes.
9. I still cannot whistle, wink, or blow bubbles in gum.
10. I sleep with my arms underneath my pillow at night because of the movie Edward Scissorhands. I'm no longer afraid of him coming to chop off my arms in the middle of the night, but it's become habit to sleep this way.
11. I have held the same religious beliefs for most of my adult life, but have only recently identified myself as LCMS Lutheran. I'm very happy to have finally found my spiritual home.
12. I have long hair, which I have not had since the age of four.
13. I really can't handle passive-aggressive people for very long.
14. Lyrics are far more important than the melody in a song.
15. Everyone knows my favorite musical artist, but my least favorite is Rod Stewart.
16. I always put my left arm in a shirt before my right. If I don't, I fail at putting it on.
17. Matt and I enjoy entertaining and competing with each other with witty remarks and playfully snappy comebacks.
18. I am nauseated by the smell of baby powder, and therefore refuse to buy any products scented thusly for not only myself, but anyone else, even if I am not in contact with them on any sort of normal basis.
19. I am often irritated by "feminists" and, if asked, will not ascribe said label to myself, even though I am female. I do not have a problem with the fact that being a good wife and mother is the most important goal in my life, and hopefully the greatest joy.
20. My favorite professional bowlers are Chris Barnes and Walter Ray Williams, Jr.
21. I have found that I enjoy many things I thought I never would.
22. I was 22 years old last year.
23. I am 23 years old this year.
24. I enjoy watching House on occasion, but I cannot sit through an episode of CSI.
25. It never ceases to amaze me how easily and often handicapped people are overlooked and/or misunderstood, even in the slightest ways. Interestingly enough, however, I have spent so much of my life around "normal" people that even I sometimes don't know how to react when confronted with a fellow wheelchair user or the like.

What are 25 random things about you?

[BnLM5]

1 - My middle name is Laurence
2 - I have broken 17 bones in my body. Though none for 4 years
3 - I have been in "love" 3 times, though now i only count 2 of them.
4 - Right now, is the longest time since i was 15 that i have been single.
5 - I honestly believe i am clinically depressed.
6 - My favourite food is Pizza.
7 - My favourtite drink is Pepsi, lcoholic wise either Corona with lime, or A "multiple screaming orgasm" (a ****tail which i can make beautifully)
8 - Ive visted more different countries than i can remember, but i believe its 14.
9 - Ive met many famous people doing my job.
10 - Ive seen half the England cricket team naked, and got invited by them for a gang bang in the showers. They were joking (i hope), but i still ran away.
11 - I hold 2 world records. One for continuous arms drill (like you see at the start of "A Few Good Men" where they are marching and doing stuff with guns), and one for being part of the largest poker tourney in history (Stars, 36,000 people)
12 - I have won over $100,000 in tournament poker.
13 - I have lost over $5,000 in cash game poker.
14 - MY longest downswing at poker was 27 all ins in a row which i lost where i was favourite or racing. Thats huge and nearly unheard of.
15 - My favourite RTG slot machine is "Sunken Treasure", tho now its "Paydirt" thanks to NDN
16 - My favourite Microgaming slot is "Tomb Radier", the new one with the passports and the superspins. Love it.
17 - I have had 7 PokerStars accounts, something we wont discuss on here though.
18 - I am 6 foot 2.
19 - I worked in Greece once. I loved it.
20 - I met my ex (Ali) in greece. I loved her. However, she is now classed as a *****.
21 - I once played a $2,500 HU game on FT. I lost with AK to AQ.
22 - I once made a $2,000 bet on 1 hand of BJ. I pushed.
23 - If NDN was a woman, id love her just for the personality.
24 - My favourite band ever is Muse.
25 - If there was a button in front of me saying "Die", and if i pushed it i would die instantly and painlessly, i would push it 100%.


There u go

I wouldn't mind having A "multiple screaming orgasm" They are good. And if You ever get a plane ticket over this way, I can't wait to see how beautiful you can make them. I could go for A "Sex on the beach too."

Depression SUCKS! But it can be over come. "Where there is a will there is a way." I am not talking out my a$$ when I say this. But from experience!

About number 25. How chicken chit is that to say that you would %100 push a button that would take your life....(if it was instant and painless.) Eejit you should count your blessings each and every single one of them (including me), Then lose your woe is me attitude! Seriously you need to learn to love yourself, for God's sake What's not to Love?

[eejit101]

Pfft, its all stress.

Sex ont he beach - 25ml vodka, 25ml archers, 50ml orange, 50ml cranberry, 10ml fresh lime, 5 ml sugar syrup, glaze with crushed ice and pineaple/orange wedges, serve with straw!!!

MSO - 12.5ml baileys, 12.5ml kahlua, 12.5ml vodka, 12.5ml amaretto/disorrono, 50ml double cream, 50ml milk, glaze glass with chocolate sauce, top with crushed ice, a strawberry, and dust chocolate powder on top using a box of matches (light about 8 matches in your hand, dust the powder onto the drink through the flames to make them sparkle and have like a streaming shooting star effect, looks good!)

[BnLM5]

Pfft, its all stress.

Sex ont he beach - 25ml vodka, 25ml archers, 50ml orange, 50ml cranberry, 10ml fresh lime, 5 ml sugar syrup, glaze with crushed ice and pineaple/orange wedges, serve with straw!!!

MSO - 12.5ml baileys, 12.5ml kahlua, 12.5ml vodka, 12.5ml amaretto/disorrono, 50ml double cream, 50ml milk, glaze glass with chocolate sauce, top with crushed ice, a strawberry, and dust chocolate powder on top using a box of matches (light about 8 matches in your hand, dust the powder onto the drink through the flames to make them sparkle and have like a streaming shooting star effect, looks good!)

Looks good, Sounds great! So when will you be arriving in the US? I Will Be with NDN to pick you up! If you don't mind, of coarse?

Words for the wise..... Stress will kill you, just about the time you are ready to live.

[BnLM5]

If klinkman were with me he'd probably run too. So he'd probably just lug me down the stairs haha.

I know you meant the ****tail, I was giving you crap about it :P

P.S. Where is NDN? I sent him a pm about cashing in my chips and I haven't gotten a reply. I hope he's ok!

He is prob thinking about what to put on your dice. lol

[eejit101]

He is sleeping i think!!

And If NDN is picking me up i need to fly a bit closer to Minnesota i think.

[BnLM5]

Minnesota, Oh yea, Duh! I am okay, I think. But if you are coming mainly to lick Glo Bug and to see me I think that it would be pretty even to fly into either Sacramento or San Fransisco as far as Jan Jose is concerned. I am not too sure about the cost but more than likely it would be cheaper to fly into Frisco than into Sac. Oakland is another option! God I don't know! I haven't flown any place in 13 years, the last time I went to Virginia. Nor am I a travel agent. Dang it eejit now I am getting depressed.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Pfft, its all stress.

Sex ont he beach - 25ml vodka, 25ml archers, 50ml orange, 50ml cranberry, 10ml fresh lime, 5 ml sugar syrup, glaze with crushed ice and pineaple/orange wedges, serve with straw!!!

MSO - 12.5ml baileys, 12.5ml kahlua, 12.5ml vodka, 12.5ml amaretto/disorrono, 50ml double cream, 50ml milk, glaze glass with chocolate sauce, top with crushed ice, a strawberry, and dust chocolate powder on top using a box of matches (light about 8 matches in your hand, dust the powder onto the drink through the flames to make them sparkle and have like a streaming shooting star effect, looks good!)

Wow, holy crap on a stick Batman! the MSO sounds INCREDIBLE oh my god. Yes I know you'll have to censor that but I really couldn't put it any other way. I think I'm going to have to have klinkman make me one of those and then give me one, lol. Woooow.

[eejit101]

Wow, fried cabbage and onions! the MSO sounds INCREDIBLE oh my god. Yes I know you'll have to censor that but I really couldn't put it any other way. I think I'm going to have to have klinkman make me one of those and then give me one, lol. Woooow.

Im waaay too tired for origional edits, so i used the last one i did again. Sorry.

And ou want klinkman to make you a drink then give you one? dirty tay.

Stop making him perform sexual acts. And just after making u a ****tail!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Im waaay too tired for origional edits, so i used the last one i did again. Sorry.

And ou want klinkman to make you a drink then give you one? dirty tay.

Stop making him perform sexual acts. And just after making u a ****tail!

Trust me I don't make him. And I thought that was the opportune time for a ****tail, lol.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eejit, thanks to you saying fried cabbage and onions, you just made the drink sound ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. Ew. Those do not go with chocolate, buddy. Please think of something non food related? Ugh lol.

[eejit101]

....better?

[taylovesthebeatles]

....better?

Yes, thank you.

[freeringo]

Can you fry cabbage?
I need to try that.
What a little oil and garlic?
Is it good?

[targetguy1]

1. I spent 4 years in the navy aboard the USS Kauffman (FFG 59)
2. I used to be a decent bowler and bowled 2 perfect games before in league play.
3.When i was 18 I gave my son up for adoption. It was all planned like i the movie Juno. It was the toughest choice i have ever made in life. i just didnt think it owuld be fair for him to have a pos father like me at the time. the mother was a mess too so it was the best thing for the baby.
4. After the above happen i decided it was time for change and needed to get my mind away from things and joined the navy.
5. my mom died from cancer when i was 17 and a senior in high school
6. i meet my fiance through a friend on my ship
7. i dont eat chicken on a bone but it chicken and other way
8. i hardly eat veggies
9. i once crapped my pants in 3rd grade.
10. i am in a racing league on the xbox
11. one of my teachers was a dallas cowbos cheerleader
12. i used to dye my hair blonde back in high school
13. i haved my legs once

ok i ran out of thing to write or just really dont feel like talking about my life right now anymore.

[taylovesthebeatles]

1. I spent 4 years in the navy aboard the USS Kauffman (FFG 59)
2. I used to be a decent bowler and bowled 2 perfect games before in league play.
3.When i was 18 I gave my son up for adoption. It was all planned like i the movie Juno. It was the toughest choice i have ever made in life. i just didnt think it owuld be fair for him to have a pos father like me at the time. the mother was a mess too so it was the best thing for the baby.
4. After the above happen i decided it was time for change and needed to get my mind away from things and joined the navy.
5. my mom died from cancer when i was 17 and a senior in high school
6. i meet my fiance through a friend on my ship
7. i dont eat chicken on a bone but it chicken and other way
8. i hardly eat veggies
9. i once crapped my pants in 3rd grade.
10. i am in a racing league on the xbox
11. one of my teachers was a dallas cowbos cheerleader
12. i used to dye my hair blonde back in high school
13. i haved my legs once

ok i ran out of thing to write or just really dont feel like talking about my life right now anymore.

Klinkman is in a league too and once bowled a 296! He was just practicing though so it sucked that it didn't count for the league :(. As for number 5, sounds like you have something in common with Paul McCartney. I'm sorry for your loss, that must be really hard.