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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Lol there were stairs, with a U turn bend, so difficult for ya id imagine.

    Still, if needs must, im sure youd find a way!

    I meant the ****tail btw.
    If klinkman were with me he'd probably run too. So he'd probably just lug me down the stairs haha.

    I know you meant the ****tail, I was giving you crap about it :P

    P.S. Where is NDN? I sent him a pm about cashing in my chips and I haven't gotten a reply. I hope he's ok!

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    Ahhh, thought u meant actually having them!

    Thats kinda impossible for a guy, tho i think ive seen it somewhere online (when i was 16 and thought watching people die and get shot online was funny) a guy who... "ejaculated" twice in about 3 mins.


    I think about 30-45mins is my best. Need to rest and have a smoke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Ahhh, thought u meant actually having them!

    Thats kinda impossible for a guy, tho i think ive seen it somewhere online (when i was 16 and thought watching people die and get shot online was funny) a guy who... "ejaculated" twice in about 3 mins.


    I think about 30-45mins is my best. Need to rest and have a smoke!
    Right I meant I thought that was next to impossible/pretty unlikely for guys...

    Thanks for the TMI. I think.

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    Lol, your welcome.

    Painkillers inspire honesty apparently.

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    1. I spent 4 years in the navy aboard the USS Kauffman (FFG 59)
    2. I used to be a decent bowler and bowled 2 perfect games before in league play.
    3.When i was 18 I gave my son up for adoption. It was all planned like i the movie Juno. It was the toughest choice i have ever made in life. i just didnt think it owuld be fair for him to have a pos father like me at the time. the mother was a mess too so it was the best thing for the baby.
    4. After the above happen i decided it was time for change and needed to get my mind away from things and joined the navy.
    5. my mom died from cancer when i was 17 and a senior in high school
    6. i meet my fiance through a friend on my ship
    7. i dont eat chicken on a bone but it chicken and other way
    8. i hardly eat veggies
    9. i once crapped my pants in 3rd grade.
    10. i am in a racing league on the xbox
    11. one of my teachers was a dallas cowbos cheerleader
    12. i used to dye my hair blonde back in high school
    13. i haved my legs once

    ok i ran out of thing to write or just really dont feel like talking about my life right now anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by targetguy1 View Post
    1. I spent 4 years in the navy aboard the USS Kauffman (FFG 59)
    2. I used to be a decent bowler and bowled 2 perfect games before in league play.
    3.When i was 18 I gave my son up for adoption. It was all planned like i the movie Juno. It was the toughest choice i have ever made in life. i just didnt think it owuld be fair for him to have a pos father like me at the time. the mother was a mess too so it was the best thing for the baby.
    4. After the above happen i decided it was time for change and needed to get my mind away from things and joined the navy.
    5. my mom died from cancer when i was 17 and a senior in high school
    6. i meet my fiance through a friend on my ship
    7. i dont eat chicken on a bone but it chicken and other way
    8. i hardly eat veggies
    9. i once crapped my pants in 3rd grade.
    10. i am in a racing league on the xbox
    11. one of my teachers was a dallas cowbos cheerleader
    12. i used to dye my hair blonde back in high school
    13. i haved my legs once

    ok i ran out of thing to write or just really dont feel like talking about my life right now anymore.
    Klinkman is in a league too and once bowled a 296! He was just practicing though so it sucked that it didn't count for the league :(. As for number 5, sounds like you have something in common with Paul McCartney. I'm sorry for your loss, that must be really hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles View Post
    If klinkman were with me he'd probably run too. So he'd probably just lug me down the stairs haha.

    I know you meant the ****tail, I was giving you crap about it :P

    P.S. Where is NDN? I sent him a pm about cashing in my chips and I haven't gotten a reply. I hope he's ok!
    He is prob thinking about what to put on your dice. lol

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    He is sleeping i think!!

    And If NDN is picking me up i need to fly a bit closer to Minnesota i think.

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    Minnesota, Oh yea, Duh! I am okay, I think. But if you are coming mainly to lick Glo Bug and to see me I think that it would be pretty even to fly into either Sacramento or San Fransisco as far as Jan Jose is concerned. I am not too sure about the cost but more than likely it would be cheaper to fly into Frisco than into Sac. Oakland is another option! God I don't know! I haven't flown any place in 13 years, the last time I went to Virginia. Nor am I a travel agent. Dang it eejit now I am getting depressed.

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