25 Random Things About Me

[eejit101]

GRrrrrrrrrrr, ill do one now then.

[eejit101]

1 - My middle name is Laurence
2 - I have broken 17 bones in my body. Though none for 4 years
3 - I have been in "love" 3 times, though now i only count 2 of them.
4 - Right now, is the longest time since i was 15 that i have been single.
5 - I honestly believe i am clinically depressed.
6 - My favourite food is Pizza.
7 - My favourtite drink is Pepsi, lcoholic wise either Corona with lime, or A "multiple screaming orgasm" (a ****tail which i can make beautifully)
8 - Ive visted more different countries than i can remember, but i believe its 14.
9 - Ive met many famous people doing my job.
10 - Ive seen half the England cricket team naked, and got invited by them for a gang bang in the showers. They were joking (i hope), but i still ran away.
11 - I hold 2 world records. One for continuous arms drill (like you see at the start of "A Few Good Men" where they are marching and doing stuff with guns), and one for being part of the largest poker tourney in history (Stars, 36,000 people)
12 - I have won over $100,000 in tournament poker.
13 - I have lost over $5,000 in cash game poker.
14 - MY longest downswing at poker was 27 all ins in a row which i lost where i was favourite or racing. Thats huge and nearly unheard of.
15 - My favourite RTG slot machine is "Sunken Treasure", tho now its "Paydirt" thanks to NDN
16 - My favourite Microgaming slot is "Tomb Radier", the new one with the passports and the superspins. Love it.
17 - I have had 7 PokerStars accounts, something we wont discuss on here though.
18 - I am 6 foot 2.
19 - I worked in Greece once. I loved it.
20 - I met my ex (Ali) in greece. I loved her. However, she is now classed as a *****.
21 - I once played a $2,500 HU game on FT. I lost with AK to AQ.
22 - I once made a $2,000 bet on 1 hand of BJ. I pushed.
23 - If NDN was a woman, id love her just for the personality.
24 - My favourite band ever is Muse.
25 - If there was a button in front of me saying "Die", and if i pushed it i would die instantly and painlessly, i would push it 100%.


There u go

[taylovesthebeatles]

Ahhh multiple screaming orgasms. Good stuff!

Wait, you're a guy. You've had those?

The cricket team thing scares me. I'm a girl and I'd run too. Well figuratively anyway.

[eejit101]

Lol there were stairs, with a U turn bend, so difficult for ya id imagine.

Still, if needs must, im sure youd find a way!

I meant the ****tail btw.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Lol there were stairs, with a U turn bend, so difficult for ya id imagine.

Still, if needs must, im sure youd find a way!

I meant the ****tail btw.

If klinkman were with me he'd probably run too. So he'd probably just lug me down the stairs haha.

I know you meant the ****tail, I was giving you crap about it :P

P.S. Where is NDN? I sent him a pm about cashing in my chips and I haven't gotten a reply. I hope he's ok!

[eejit101]

Ahhh, thought u meant actually having them!

Thats kinda impossible for a guy, tho i think ive seen it somewhere online (when i was 16 and thought watching people die and get shot online was funny) a guy who... "ejaculated" twice in about 3 mins.


I think about 30-45mins is my best. Need to rest and have a smoke!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Ahhh, thought u meant actually having them!

Thats kinda impossible for a guy, tho i think ive seen it somewhere online (when i was 16 and thought watching people die and get shot online was funny) a guy who... "ejaculated" twice in about 3 mins.


I think about 30-45mins is my best. Need to rest and have a smoke!

Right I meant I thought that was next to impossible/pretty unlikely for guys...

Thanks for the TMI. I think.

[BnLM5]

If klinkman were with me he'd probably run too. So he'd probably just lug me down the stairs haha.

I know you meant the ****tail, I was giving you crap about it :P

P.S. Where is NDN? I sent him a pm about cashing in my chips and I haven't gotten a reply. I hope he's ok!

He is prob thinking about what to put on your dice. lol

[eejit101]

He is sleeping i think!!

And If NDN is picking me up i need to fly a bit closer to Minnesota i think.

[BnLM5]

1 - My middle name is Laurence
2 - I have broken 17 bones in my body. Though none for 4 years
3 - I have been in "love" 3 times, though now i only count 2 of them.
4 - Right now, is the longest time since i was 15 that i have been single.
5 - I honestly believe i am clinically depressed.
6 - My favourite food is Pizza.
7 - My favourtite drink is Pepsi, lcoholic wise either Corona with lime, or A "multiple screaming orgasm" (a ****tail which i can make beautifully)
8 - Ive visted more different countries than i can remember, but i believe its 14.
9 - Ive met many famous people doing my job.
10 - Ive seen half the England cricket team naked, and got invited by them for a gang bang in the showers. They were joking (i hope), but i still ran away.
11 - I hold 2 world records. One for continuous arms drill (like you see at the start of "A Few Good Men" where they are marching and doing stuff with guns), and one for being part of the largest poker tourney in history (Stars, 36,000 people)
12 - I have won over $100,000 in tournament poker.
13 - I have lost over $5,000 in cash game poker.
14 - MY longest downswing at poker was 27 all ins in a row which i lost where i was favourite or racing. Thats huge and nearly unheard of.
15 - My favourite RTG slot machine is "Sunken Treasure", tho now its "Paydirt" thanks to NDN
16 - My favourite Microgaming slot is "Tomb Radier", the new one with the passports and the superspins. Love it.
17 - I have had 7 PokerStars accounts, something we wont discuss on here though.
18 - I am 6 foot 2.
19 - I worked in Greece once. I loved it.
20 - I met my ex (Ali) in greece. I loved her. However, she is now classed as a *****.
21 - I once played a $2,500 HU game on FT. I lost with AK to AQ.
22 - I once made a $2,000 bet on 1 hand of BJ. I pushed.
23 - If NDN was a woman, id love her just for the personality.
24 - My favourite band ever is Muse.
25 - If there was a button in front of me saying "Die", and if i pushed it i would die instantly and painlessly, i would push it 100%.


There u go

I wouldn't mind having A "multiple screaming orgasm" They are good. And if You ever get a plane ticket over this way, I can't wait to see how beautiful you can make them. I could go for A "Sex on the beach too."

Depression SUCKS! But it can be over come. "Where there is a will there is a way." I am not talking out my a$$ when I say this. But from experience!

About number 25. How chicken chit is that to say that you would %100 push a button that would take your life....(if it was instant and painless.) Eejit you should count your blessings each and every single one of them (including me), Then lose your woe is me attitude! Seriously you need to learn to love yourself, for God's sake What's not to Love?

[eejit101]

Pfft, its all stress.

Sex ont he beach - 25ml vodka, 25ml archers, 50ml orange, 50ml cranberry, 10ml fresh lime, 5 ml sugar syrup, glaze with crushed ice and pineaple/orange wedges, serve with straw!!!

MSO - 12.5ml baileys, 12.5ml kahlua, 12.5ml vodka, 12.5ml amaretto/disorrono, 50ml double cream, 50ml milk, glaze glass with chocolate sauce, top with crushed ice, a strawberry, and dust chocolate powder on top using a box of matches (light about 8 matches in your hand, dust the powder onto the drink through the flames to make them sparkle and have like a streaming shooting star effect, looks good!)

[BnLM5]

Pfft, its all stress.

Sex ont he beach - 25ml vodka, 25ml archers, 50ml orange, 50ml cranberry, 10ml fresh lime, 5 ml sugar syrup, glaze with crushed ice and pineaple/orange wedges, serve with straw!!!

MSO - 12.5ml baileys, 12.5ml kahlua, 12.5ml vodka, 12.5ml amaretto/disorrono, 50ml double cream, 50ml milk, glaze glass with chocolate sauce, top with crushed ice, a strawberry, and dust chocolate powder on top using a box of matches (light about 8 matches in your hand, dust the powder onto the drink through the flames to make them sparkle and have like a streaming shooting star effect, looks good!)

Looks good, Sounds great! So when will you be arriving in the US? I Will Be with NDN to pick you up! If you don't mind, of coarse?

Words for the wise..... Stress will kill you, just about the time you are ready to live.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Pfft, its all stress.

Sex ont he beach - 25ml vodka, 25ml archers, 50ml orange, 50ml cranberry, 10ml fresh lime, 5 ml sugar syrup, glaze with crushed ice and pineaple/orange wedges, serve with straw!!!

MSO - 12.5ml baileys, 12.5ml kahlua, 12.5ml vodka, 12.5ml amaretto/disorrono, 50ml double cream, 50ml milk, glaze glass with chocolate sauce, top with crushed ice, a strawberry, and dust chocolate powder on top using a box of matches (light about 8 matches in your hand, dust the powder onto the drink through the flames to make them sparkle and have like a streaming shooting star effect, looks good!)

Wow, holy crap on a stick Batman! the MSO sounds INCREDIBLE oh my god. Yes I know you'll have to censor that but I really couldn't put it any other way. I think I'm going to have to have klinkman make me one of those and then give me one, lol. Woooow.

[eejit101]

Wow, fried cabbage and onions! the MSO sounds INCREDIBLE oh my god. Yes I know you'll have to censor that but I really couldn't put it any other way. I think I'm going to have to have klinkman make me one of those and then give me one, lol. Woooow.

Im waaay too tired for origional edits, so i used the last one i did again. Sorry.

And ou want klinkman to make you a drink then give you one? dirty tay.

Stop making him perform sexual acts. And just after making u a ****tail!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Im waaay too tired for origional edits, so i used the last one i did again. Sorry.

And ou want klinkman to make you a drink then give you one? dirty tay.

Stop making him perform sexual acts. And just after making u a ****tail!

Trust me I don't make him. And I thought that was the opportune time for a ****tail, lol.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eejit, thanks to you saying fried cabbage and onions, you just made the drink sound ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. Ew. Those do not go with chocolate, buddy. Please think of something non food related? Ugh lol.

[eejit101]

....better?