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    Red face Indecision...

    Warren was sitting alone in his office one night when a Genie popped up out of his ashtray.

    "And what will your third wish be?"

    Warren looked at the Genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"

    "You have had two wishes already," the Genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."

    "Okay," said Warren, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads."

    "Sheesh! I wish you'd make up your mind," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever,

    "That was your first wish, too!"


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    I dont get that.

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    That's also the title of a really good song by Carbon Leaf.

    YouTube - Carbon Leaf- Indecision

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    not alone eejit i didnt get it ethier........mmmmmmmmm

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    Maybe the guy thought he wanted to understand women. He wanted to know how they think and what they think, everything about them. And when his wish was granted, he realized that he had changed his mind after all, and that, women are too complicated, etc. and will never be understood. So for his second wish he wanted to go back and forget all about the first wish, the women thing, in doing so he has now unknowingly used TWO wishes. So having had no idea of his first TWO wishes.... he decided to wish that he knew all about women, blah, blah,.... so the THIRD and final wish was granted. Doesn't that suck that the guy wasted THREE valuable wishes on understanding women, something he will never do nor does he want to. Does that make sense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BnLM5 View Post
    Maybe the guy thought he wanted to understand women. He wanted to know how they think and what they think, everything about them. And when his wish was granted, he realized that he had changed his mind after all, and that, women are too complicated, etc. and will never be understood. So for his second wish he wanted to go back and forget all about the first wish, the women thing, in doing so he has now unknowingly used TWO wishes. So having had no idea of his first TWO wishes.... he decided to wish that he knew all about women, blah, blah,.... so the THIRD and final wish was granted. Doesn't that suck that the guy wasted THREE valuable wishes on understanding women, something he will never do nor does he want to. Does that make sense?
    That's exactly what it means! Hahaha how funny that women are also the only ones who get the joke. I think that's the best joke of all!

    Knowing my klinkman though, he probably got it too and is just not saying anything, but I think my observation still stands.

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