Start your day with a Blond!

[BnLM5]

I always start my day with a Blonde, as long as they havent wriggled free in the night i normally succeed

O--M---G! Would you make up your mind already..... just last night you want to marry me and today you say that you start your days with a blond???? Go figure that... cause my hair is just about as dark brown as it can get eejit.

[BnLM5]

Have you heard about the blond that went gambling for the first time? She goes in the casino and looks around for a bit then she walks into the lobby, she decides to put some money in the soda machine and pull out the soda. She looks around with a smirk on her face and buys another soda and does this again and again and again. meanwhile people are beginning to look at her strangely when she say's to them ..... "DAH I'M WINNING!"

[taylovesthebeatles]

O--M---G! Would you make up your mind already..... just last night you want to marry me and today you say that you start your days with a blond???? Go figure that... cause my hair is just about as dark brown as it can get eejit.

Well if he marries you he'd at least be ending his day with a brunette? Or maybe he was just planning on dying your hair blond and didn't tell you.

For the record, blondes do next to nothing for me. I much prefer brunettes or even redheads But I can definitely appreciate a good blond joke!