Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
I love you.

You make me laugh.

I also love painkillers. They make it less painful to laugh at you int he first place.


If you move to the UK with painkillers, ill marry you and promise not to give you swine flu
Well I'd love to move to the UK, and I definitely have a stock of painkillers from recent surgeries, and I really don't want to get swine flu. So it sounds like a good proposition.

The only problem is, I'm engaged to marry klinkman and I really don't think any of us are interested in a polyamorous relationship with each other. But you guys can talk it over if you really want to I guess. But I won't leave klinkman for you, sorry eej.