TEN FIRSTS
1. First name: Jeff
2. First Best Friend: My wife
3. First Email: HEY JEFF CAN YOU PLAY
4. First Pet: Tuffy
5. First Piercing: ears. too girly next
6. First Crush: Miss September 1972
7. First CD: Cheech and Chong
8. First Car: 1965 Mustang
9. First Stuffed Animal: Teddy
10. First Kiss: Rebecca 1st grade
NINE LASTS
1. Last Name? Senior
2. Last Alcoholic Drink: Beer
3. Last Car Ride: Pick up dry wall
4. Last Movie Seen: Debbie does Dallas12
4. Last Phone Call: the machine gets it
5. Last Song Played: Dead puppies
6. Last Journal Entry: Dead puppies
7. Last Time You Cried: When Eejit got pissed on his head
8. Last time i drank a pop: what am I crazy that stuff will kill ya
9. Last time on computer: when I had it set up next to the bed
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?: I can't remember
2. Have you ever been arrested? Not in the last 20 years
3. Have you ever been on tv? I was interview for being the first person in my town to register for the draft and got $10
4. Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it? A girl in high school she had fish lips yuck
5. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone?: It's all made up
6. Have you ever cheated on someone? I am true blue
7. Have you ever been out of the country?: I went to outer space once
8 hours later I landed back on Earth
8. Have You Ever flip a ski-doo?: I broke a ski on top of Mammoth mountain and had to ski down from the top on 1 ski. 360's the whole way
SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. my BVD's
2. my batman t-shirt
3. a pair of baggy shorts
4. my rainbow suspenders
5. a **** eating grin


SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. Filled out this survey
2. Bit my dogs ear
3. replayed American Idol
4. restarted the dryer
5. washed half the dishes
6. plucked 2 nose hairs

FIVE PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. Tay
2. Eejit
3. Globug
4. my dog
5. my wife
in that order

FOUR CHOICES
1. Black or white: color
2. Hot or Cold: cold
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: steak sauce
4. Summer, Spring, Fall, or Winter: harvest

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER DO
1. put pictures of myself on the internet
2. sign up for a health club
3. visit Eejit

TWO THINGS U WANT 2 DO BEFORE U DIE
1. raft down the Snake river again
2. Live in Canada

ONE THING YOU REGRET
Not yelling louder while I was in the Army