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    Default What's the differece between a Hillbilly and a Flatlander?

    Flatlander get laid and Hillbillies make love.

    Anyone else please imput your thoughts.

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    Default Ha

    Flatlanders say " Crap I think the camera just got me running that red light"
    Hillbillies say " Was that a stop sign back there"

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    A Flatlander will walk up a hill to fetch a pail of water....

    a hillybilly will send his wife.

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    I have no idea what your on about....

    A flatlander owns several pairs of Loafers.
    A hillbilly owns several animal pleasuring devices?

    Im so lost!

    I just make them up.

    A flatlander has a huge....... ego

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    I have no idea what your on about....

    A flatlander owns several pairs of Loafers.
    A hillbilly owns several animal pleasuring devices?

    Im so lost!

    I just make them up.

    A flatlander has a huge....... ego
    A hillbilly makes huge pancakes.

    Thought you might need help finishing
    I love the first one

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    i lost my viginity to a flatlander


    i got it back from the hillbilly. don't ask me how.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo sue View Post
    i lost my viginity to a flatlander


    i got it back from the hillbilly. don't ask me how.


    I am dying over here.
    LMMFAO

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    A flatlander a hillbilly and a goat walk into a bar......


    I don't know what happened next ..I ain't going in there!

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    A flatlander calls a tow truck
    A hillbilly pushes his car home

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    flatlanders take out the trash


    hillbillies marry them

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    a flatlander shops for food

    a hillbilly kills his.

    i know its cheesy but couldnt think of one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glo Bug View Post
    a flatlander shops for food

    a hillbilly kills his.

    i know its cheesy but couldnt think of one.
    A flatlander shops at 7-11
    A hillbilly goes to bed at 7:11

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    You people are silly!

    A hillbilly lives in the hills, doesn't shave, and their old ladies never wear a bra.

    A flatlander lives in the valley, does shave, and their old ladies, do wear bras and shoes.

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    Thumbs down

    My wife does too wear a bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    My wife does too wear a bra.
    Is that a good or a bad thing, freeringo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    My wife does too wear a bra.
    What about shoes?

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    omg does not wear a bra. thats so sick. i call those pan fried egg boobies. because if u take a over medium egg and put it on your chest it sags. lol so sick. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww


    also all the build up underneath. thats so gross. u know hillbillies harly take showers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glo Bug View Post
    omg does not wear a bra. thats so sick. i call those pan fried egg boobies. because if u take a over medium egg and put it on your chest it sags. lol so sick. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww


    also all the build up underneath. thats so gross. u know hillbillies harly take showers.
    lol that's an hilarious analogy!

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    Default Hey

    Hey wait a dog gone minute.
    I showered on Sunday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    Hey wait a dog gone minute.
    I showered on Sunday.
    omg that was funny. so u got pan fried boobies to.

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    Default Hey

    No, but I got my dogs eye jib in my mouth today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    No, but I got my dogs eye jib in my mouth today.
    dude thats all bad. i would rather have pan fried boobies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glo Bug View Post
    dude thats all bad. i would rather have pan fried boobies.
    Agreed. Pan-fried boobies are still boobies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles View Post
    Agreed. Pan-fried boobies are still boobies.
    yes if u clean under them properly with gas and acid to get rid of the green corn rows that form with sweat and dirt then they are proper boobies. (got proper from eejit my UK buddy anyone know him?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glo Bug View Post
    yes if u clean under them properly with gas and acid to get rid of the green corn rows that form with sweat and dirt then they are proper boobies. (got proper from eejit my UK buddy anyone know him?)
    Ewww Glo Bug, I'm trying to eat dinner! lol

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