What's the differece between a Hillbilly and a Flatlander?

[freeringo]

I have no idea what your on about....

A flatlander owns several pairs of Loafers.
A hillbilly owns several animal pleasuring devices?

Im so lost!

I just make them up.

A flatlander has a huge....... ego

A hillbilly makes huge pancakes.

Thought you might need help finishing
I love the first one