What was the widest night you ever had?

[ROGUE63]

when i lived in toronto i got an invite up north to my aunts farm for a BBQ/party
i was the last person left on the field fell asleep on a bale of hay covered up in a horse blanket and woke up a mile down the road walking away from the farm . i made my way back to the farm and about 7:00 am the kids came out picking up the empties and trash.well they brought me all the unopened beer they found and and three or 4 part pks of cigarettes and pretty soon on i was well on my way to another wild night

[0maxpower0]

Not so much a wild night; first time i drank was like 17 parents outta town all that jazz. My buddy is, unknowing to me, in my bathroom passed out after puking. Im aobut to do the same and i cant get the door open to the bathroom.My family would usually have the towels behind teh door and theyd buildup and make the door hard to open. So its like 5 am im trying to get this bathroom door open, closing it then opening it harder, tried that a few times and peeked my head in. I had been ramming the corner of the door into my buddies head for about a good minute. He wasnt even like conscious. To this day,his head is like a cone, it looks like hes wearing a dunce cap on his head. banged his head so many times that it created a permanent welt.... dont drink soko, ok. please, your friends will get hurt

[freeringo]

Those two story are a tie for TOO FUNNY

laughing hurts sometimes.

[taylovesthebeatles]

+rep power to maxpower

hey freeringo if you want to hear more details of mine just pm me or whatever. it could make you laugh, or cry.

[knowledge]

thx eejit you made my night. It looks like another night of midgets and panda bears for me!