What was the widest night you ever had?

[taylovesthebeatles]

Was in Bull Frog Corners Mississippi, now to far from Memphis and went to a club and picked up a girl who was with her sister. She took me back to Memphis with her sister driving a Karmin Ghia we had sex in the back seat.....which is a total of about 1 foot long and 4 inches wide!!!!!! Thats the size of the seat........not me.......LOL

Who is we, just you and the girl or did her sister join in too? If it was just the girl, what the hell were you thinking, man!

[ROGUE63]

when i lived in toronto i got an invite up north to my aunts farm for a BBQ/party
i was the last person left on the field fell asleep on a bale of hay covered up in a horse blanket and woke up a mile down the road walking away from the farm . i made my way back to the farm and about 7:00 am the kids came out picking up the empties and trash.well they brought me all the unopened beer they found and and three or 4 part pks of cigarettes and pretty soon on i was well on my way to another wild night

[0maxpower0]

Not so much a wild night; first time i drank was like 17 parents outta town all that jazz. My buddy is, unknowing to me, in my bathroom passed out after puking. Im aobut to do the same and i cant get the door open to the bathroom.My family would usually have the towels behind teh door and theyd buildup and make the door hard to open. So its like 5 am im trying to get this bathroom door open, closing it then opening it harder, tried that a few times and peeked my head in. I had been ramming the corner of the door into my buddies head for about a good minute. He wasnt even like conscious. To this day,his head is like a cone, it looks like hes wearing a dunce cap on his head. banged his head so many times that it created a permanent welt.... dont drink soko, ok. please, your friends will get hurt

[freeringo]

Those two story are a tie for TOO FUNNY

laughing hurts sometimes.

[taylovesthebeatles]

+rep power to maxpower

hey freeringo if you want to hear more details of mine just pm me or whatever. it could make you laugh, or cry.

[knowledge]

thx eejit you made my night. It looks like another night of midgets and panda bears for me!