I went out for the first time on a sturday night aged 17 (legal age here is 1 Drank so much as i was on some kind of mission to prove myself. Was vomiting in the toilets at 1am, not into it, but sitting on the toilet throwing up on the floor. Bouncers threw me out

Sat outside against the wall, and i got told some guy peed on my face!

Fun times.