What was the widest night you ever had?

[freeringo]

So I guess this thread is dead too.

No one has a wild night they would like to share with us.

[eejit101]

I went out for the first time on a sturday night aged 17 (legal age here is 1 Drank so much as i was on some kind of mission to prove myself. Was vomiting in the toilets at 1am, not into it, but sitting on the toilet throwing up on the floor. Bouncers threw me out

Sat outside against the wall, and i got told some guy peed on my face!

Fun times.

[freeringo]

Now that's what I'm talking about.
You haven't lived until you been pissed on.

[eejit101]

Well............ ok ill go with it.

[Dallas12]

So I guess this thread is dead too.

No one has a wild night they would like to share with us.

I would but then I would have to kill you all. lol

[freeringo]

You don't have to show us the pictures Dallas.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Let's see...it involves me, klinkman, a game of poker, my adopted cousin (girl) and booze. Let your minds run wild with that one.

[freeringo]

I tryed to let my mind run wild,
But the door was locked and a do not disturb sign was on the handle.
I tryed to look in the window from outside and
I fell and tore my pants. From the yard, I could see shadows
dancing through the blinds. Then an awful sound echoed from
within. A sound like screaching fingernails and smashed melons.
Then the lights went out.
That's when I ran.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I tryed to let my mind run wild,
But the door was locked and a do not disturb sign was on the handle.
I tryed to look in the window from outside and
I fell and tore my pants. From the yard, I could see shadows
dancing through the blinds. Then an awful sound echoed from
within. A sound like screaching fingernails and smashed melons.
Then the lights went out.
That's when I ran.

I can assure you that no smashed melons were involved.

[Dallas12]

You don't have to show us the pictures Dallas.

But if I show you the pics I would still have to kill you. lol

[nodepositneeded]

Once upon a time (About 2-3 years ago - give or take a year),

A man (who we'll call NDN) spent the night going from bar to bar with some buddies.

At the final bar, he bought shot after shot for anyone who would take them until he could no longer remember anything.

The last memory NDN had was of trying to pick a fight with someone on that persons 21st birthday (NDN was later told he bought the man many shots so he doesn't feel as bad).

The next morning, NDN awoke and when he tried to stand up he fell right back down. He felt the most pain he'd ever felt in his entire life. He was puzzled. The need for a smoke was too much to resist so he basically crawled outside to satisfy the crave (he has since been smoke free for 2-years).

Thinking nothing major was wrong with his ankles, he moved around as best he could for two days. When the pain didn't subside, he finally decided to go to the doctor. He was amazed to hear that not one, but BOTH of his ankles were broken.

He spoke with his buddies about the night before, and no one had an explanation as to what happened. According to them, they had to drag NDN in to his house and to the bed. We later determined that NDN ran around the outside of the bar at least once, and it's assumed that he tripped or fell off the curb resulting in two broken ankles.

As fate would have it, one of NDN's buddies broke his ankle the very next day. Luckily it was his left ankle and he could still drive, because NDN and his buddy spent their recovery time on many different bar stools.

Thus ends the story of a wild night in NDN land.

[eejit101]

I never knew the full reason.....

good times.

Shame you didnt get peed on!

[freeringo]

At least a crazy woman didn't put a block between your legs.

[nodepositneeded]

At least a crazy woman didn't put a block between your legs.

Misery! One of the best scary movies of all time!

[eejit101]

At least a crazy woman didn't put a block between your legs.

Was so drunk ONCE (and i mean once) i went in to somsones room while in Greece, they were having sex, so i just sat on the bed next to it and had a beer

[BnLM5]

WOW! Now that's a wild story! OUCH for you, damn it! Did you ever think that maybe the Birthday Boy is guilty of breaking your bones while you were on, or off of the curbs face first, or maybe it was karma not fate with your buddy and he actually dragged you by your feet home and broke your ankels then and just couldn't tell you? Man that makes me wonder! It could have been worse though, It could have been the pain of a failing liver NDN Sir. (just some food for thought)

[nodepositneeded]

WOW! Now that's a wild story! OUCH for you, damn it! Did you ever think that maybe the Birthday Boy is guilty of breaking your bones while you were on, or off of the curbs face first, or maybe it was karma not fate with your buddy and he actually dragged you by your feet home and broke your ankels then and just couldn't tell you? Man that makes me wonder! It could have been worse though, It could have been the pain of a failing liver NDN Sir. (just some food for thought)

Needless to say, NDN has not had a night that bad since!

[KaciBlakely]

I'm lame and do not have any new or old wild nights. And I'm 22 lol.

So I must be very lame then, lol.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I'm lame and do not have any new or old wild nights. And I'm 22 lol.

So I must be very lame then, lol.

You are younger than I am? lol awesome!

[eejit101]

Pfft, i thought i was young.

God im old

[knowledge]

I will never drink and drive again.......I dont know if that is true but its what a lot of us say. I have before and i may again but will NEVER judge someone that does/ PaRTY ON DUDE!

[freeringo]

YouTube - Drunk people Dancing!! WAY TOO FUNNY!! MUST SEE!

We all look alike when we drink

[knowledge]

Was in Bull Frog Corners Mississippi, now to far from Memphis and went to a club and picked up a girl who was with her sister. She took me back to Memphis with her sister driving a Karmin Ghia we had sex in the back seat.....which is a total of about 1 foot long and 4 inches wide!!!!!! Thats the size of the seat........not me.......LOL

[eejit101]

Was in Bull Frog Corners Mississippi, now to far from Memphis and went to a club and picked up a girl who was with her sister. She took me back to Memphis with her sister driving a Karmin Ghia we had sex in the back seat.....which is a total of about 1 foot long and 4 inches wide!!!!!! Thats the size of the seat........not me.......LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I actually laughed out loud at that.

Alot.

+rep 4 u!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Was in Bull Frog Corners Mississippi, now to far from Memphis and went to a club and picked up a girl who was with her sister. She took me back to Memphis with her sister driving a Karmin Ghia we had sex in the back seat.....which is a total of about 1 foot long and 4 inches wide!!!!!! Thats the size of the seat........not me.......LOL

Who is we, just you and the girl or did her sister join in too? If it was just the girl, what the hell were you thinking, man!