What was the widest night you ever had?

[freeringo]

I had 2 super wild nights I don't think would be appropriate
to share here.
One I can share is the night I took 5 of my best friends to a Giants baseball game. I use to play tennis with the owner of Andersons TV at his mansion.
He gave me Sky Booth tickets that he shared with Roger Craig and Dwight Clark. FN Sky Booth seats overlooking Will Clark at 1st base. Well we soon found out that they sold bottles of booze to Box Seats guests.
Well we drank so mush that we ended up tearing up the place, got in a fight
and kicked out. I am now driving home with 4 friends in the back of truck camper shell and I am completely driving blind. A knock on the window,
"Dave has to piss" So I pull over on the side of 280 in Daly City to let him out. Well Dave also was on crutches at the time. Another knock on the window and I drive off. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK YOU LEFT DAVE
I Back up 500 yards and we are off again. We have 40 mile drive left and
we should be out of the city in 5 min. I can't drive I am so drunk. I managed to make the first rest stop 10 miles down and we all sleep for
30 min. We are off again, this time Andy is sitting next to me and throws up in my brand new truck. He holds his hand over his mouth and the puke starts shooting every where. OH MY GOD
I make it to within Los Altos city limits where most of us live and I have to pull over again to sleep it off.
No Accidents , No Cops
A MIRACLE
I paid though!
The puke from Andy stained every thing in my truck including the headliner.
and the smell

[eejit101]

Drink driving is stupid, selfish, and generally people who do it shud be shot (maybe not you) and it made me not respond with a serious answer:(

[freeringo]

I know I was young and stupid and I have 2 DUI's.
That was then, this is now.

I have not had a moving violation in 20 years since.

[eejit101]

A moving violation? As in one you picked up while "in transit"?

Well done?

[BnLM5]

A very good friend of mine was drinking and driving and having a great wild time one night a few years ago, the results of that party are, not one, but two of his best friends one girl and one boy are now dead because of it. What a horrible lesson to learn!!!!!! :(

[freeringo]

So I guess this thread is dead too.

No one has a wild night they would like to share with us.

[eejit101]

I went out for the first time on a sturday night aged 17 (legal age here is 1 Drank so much as i was on some kind of mission to prove myself. Was vomiting in the toilets at 1am, not into it, but sitting on the toilet throwing up on the floor. Bouncers threw me out

Sat outside against the wall, and i got told some guy peed on my face!

Fun times.

[freeringo]

Now that's what I'm talking about.
You haven't lived until you been pissed on.

[eejit101]

Well............ ok ill go with it.

[Dallas12]

So I guess this thread is dead too.

No one has a wild night they would like to share with us.

I would but then I would have to kill you all. lol

[freeringo]

You don't have to show us the pictures Dallas.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Let's see...it involves me, klinkman, a game of poker, my adopted cousin (girl) and booze. Let your minds run wild with that one.

[freeringo]

I tryed to let my mind run wild,
But the door was locked and a do not disturb sign was on the handle.
I tryed to look in the window from outside and
I fell and tore my pants. From the yard, I could see shadows
dancing through the blinds. Then an awful sound echoed from
within. A sound like screaching fingernails and smashed melons.
Then the lights went out.
That's when I ran.

[Dallas12]

You don't have to show us the pictures Dallas.

But if I show you the pics I would still have to kill you. lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

I tryed to let my mind run wild,
But the door was locked and a do not disturb sign was on the handle.
I tryed to look in the window from outside and
I fell and tore my pants. From the yard, I could see shadows
dancing through the blinds. Then an awful sound echoed from
within. A sound like screaching fingernails and smashed melons.
Then the lights went out.
That's when I ran.

I can assure you that no smashed melons were involved.

[nodepositneeded]

Once upon a time (About 2-3 years ago - give or take a year),

A man (who we'll call NDN) spent the night going from bar to bar with some buddies.

At the final bar, he bought shot after shot for anyone who would take them until he could no longer remember anything.

The last memory NDN had was of trying to pick a fight with someone on that persons 21st birthday (NDN was later told he bought the man many shots so he doesn't feel as bad).

The next morning, NDN awoke and when he tried to stand up he fell right back down. He felt the most pain he'd ever felt in his entire life. He was puzzled. The need for a smoke was too much to resist so he basically crawled outside to satisfy the crave (he has since been smoke free for 2-years).

Thinking nothing major was wrong with his ankles, he moved around as best he could for two days. When the pain didn't subside, he finally decided to go to the doctor. He was amazed to hear that not one, but BOTH of his ankles were broken.

He spoke with his buddies about the night before, and no one had an explanation as to what happened. According to them, they had to drag NDN in to his house and to the bed. We later determined that NDN ran around the outside of the bar at least once, and it's assumed that he tripped or fell off the curb resulting in two broken ankles.

As fate would have it, one of NDN's buddies broke his ankle the very next day. Luckily it was his left ankle and he could still drive, because NDN and his buddy spent their recovery time on many different bar stools.

Thus ends the story of a wild night in NDN land.

[eejit101]

I never knew the full reason.....

good times.

Shame you didnt get peed on!

[freeringo]

At least a crazy woman didn't put a block between your legs.

[nodepositneeded]

At least a crazy woman didn't put a block between your legs.

Misery! One of the best scary movies of all time!

[eejit101]

At least a crazy woman didn't put a block between your legs.

Was so drunk ONCE (and i mean once) i went in to somsones room while in Greece, they were having sex, so i just sat on the bed next to it and had a beer

[KaciBlakely]

I'm lame and do not have any new or old wild nights. And I'm 22 lol.

So I must be very lame then, lol.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I'm lame and do not have any new or old wild nights. And I'm 22 lol.

So I must be very lame then, lol.

You are younger than I am? lol awesome!

[eejit101]

Pfft, i thought i was young.

God im old

[knowledge]

I will never drink and drive again.......I dont know if that is true but its what a lot of us say. I have before and i may again but will NEVER judge someone that does/ PaRTY ON DUDE!

[freeringo]

YouTube - Drunk people Dancing!! WAY TOO FUNNY!! MUST SEE!

We all look alike when we drink