Bored and Live Next to Walmart.

[KaciBlakely]

I think I'm gonna make my husband go with me and try this list.

It's a list of 13 things to do at walmart.

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- Do this to old people more than young people. lol.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.- that might take a while though lol.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

[taylovesthebeatles]

I like number 1 and 6, lol.

[KaciBlakely]

Yes I'm thinking about doing these for sure. And if I do any I will make sure to do number 1 and 6 for sure.

They are the funniest in my opinion but I also like numbers 10,11, and 12 too.

[Pokerkitty6]

My husband hates to go to Walmart, so I make him do a couple of shots before we go. Maybe next time, I'll add a couple more and show him the list!!!!

[KaciBlakely]

My husband hates to go to Walmart, so I make him do a couple of shots before we go. Maybe next time, I'll add a couple more and show him the list!!!!

You give your husband shots to go to walmart? That sounds so awesome. I never had to do that but after I'm done being preggers and all I will definitely be doing this with shots. Thanks for the idea!

[67christine]

that list was so funny. I love the condom trick.

[KaciBlakely]

I loved it too. I'm a bit shy though, so my husband would probably put the condoms into the old grandma's and grandpa's buggies/baskets, lol.

I would do that/have him do that, then wait to watch them in the checkout and see the cashiers response and everything, lol.

[eejit101]

Ive gone to a store before and ran round with a earpiece in talking into my sleeve once. Made people look alot!

[KaciBlakely]

Ive gone to a store before and ran round with a earpiece in talking into my sleeve once. Made people look alot!

For some strange reason I can actually picture you doing this.

Is that a bad thing on me or does this mean something to do with your character?

I'm not sure which ever it is, lol.

[vickid]

hahaha kc me to i seeen it in my head

well as for me i have done somthing simmilar and i love the kids aslie with the toys i play bball and foot ball me and my friends have play badminton and tackle foot ball with nerf balls and had races with the electric jeeps and barbie cars haha yea loads of fun i have had in department stores hahahah

i will try and add alist if every thing that i have done and yea hahaha im laughing right now

[KaciBlakely]

Which department store were you in? I'd be a bit afraid to do this in a department store, or anything like it, but I'd have less of a problem doing this in Walmart, you know.

[vickid]

haha it was wally world of course plus i mess around at west ed mall well i used to

i dunno im a giant kid i like to sturr up a little trouble every now and again ashley hates it but i make her pplay along with me then she smiles and starts to enjoy it and plays along so it turns into quite the activity plus i like to go and dress up in the most hidieous clothes i can find and of course hanaha montana glasses and back pack lolol

[taylovesthebeatles]

haha it was wally world of course plus i mess around at west ed mall well i used to

i dunno im a giant kid i like to sturr up a little trouble every now and again ashley hates it but i make her pplay along with me then she smiles and starts to enjoy it and plays along so it turns into quite the activity plus i like to go and dress up in the most hidieous clothes i can find and of course hanaha montana glasses and back pack lolol

I demand a picture of this!

[vickid]

hahah ok on our next outting i will bring the digi cam and get ash to take pics ill totaly glam up the forum for sure see who is the hottest person to ever enter the forum and bamm right here is ur champ hahahaha omg u guys better get redy for some cheek hurting eye watering pics


ohhh tay tay u have no idea wat u just started ahhaahah

[taylovesthebeatles]

hahah ok on our next outting i will bring the digi cam and get ash to take pics ill totaly glam up the forum for sure see who is the hottest person to ever enter the forum and bamm right here is ur champ hahahaha omg u guys better get redy for some cheek hurting eye watering pics


ohhh tay tay u have no idea wat u just started ahhaahah

I do and I wanna see it! LOL it's a double dog dare!

[vickid]

I do and I wanna see it! LOL it's a double dog dare!

i will do it with in the next couple o days hahah im looking forward to it hahah gunna be really amussing grrr i wish bj would gimme a break just for once lolol

[GloBug]

omg u must be a redneck if u do that lol. they are funny though but im not sure i would do any of them. so has anyone tried any of them i would like to hear about it.

[KaciBlakely]

I demand a picture of this!

I second this. Lol.

Speaking of I watched Hannah Montanna:The Movie last night.

I liked it too.

Not a bad flick and the cowboy was hott.

He's also 20 and I am allowed to say that, lol.

[GloBug]

I second this. Lol.

Speaking of I watched Hannah Montanna:The Movie last night.

I liked it too.

Not a bad flick and the cowboy was hott.

He's also 20 and I am allowed to say that, lol.

they say hes 20 u pedophile. lol

[vickid]

they say hes 20 u pedophile. lol

hahaha darn u guys aalways take it one to far

and glo im a city boy i just like to amuse my self i need instant gratification alll the time

im loud obnoxious and friendly the joys of growing up on the island off the coast of bc hahah