Bored and Live Next to Walmart.

[KaciBlakely]

I think I'm gonna make my husband go with me and try this list.

It's a list of 13 things to do at walmart.

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- Do this to old people more than young people. lol.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.- that might take a while though lol.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

[taylovesthebeatles]

I like number 1 and 6, lol.

[KaciBlakely]

Yes I'm thinking about doing these for sure. And if I do any I will make sure to do number 1 and 6 for sure.

They are the funniest in my opinion but I also like numbers 10,11, and 12 too.

[Pokerkitty6]

My husband hates to go to Walmart, so I make him do a couple of shots before we go. Maybe next time, I'll add a couple more and show him the list!!!!

[KaciBlakely]

My husband hates to go to Walmart, so I make him do a couple of shots before we go. Maybe next time, I'll add a couple more and show him the list!!!!

You give your husband shots to go to walmart? That sounds so awesome. I never had to do that but after I'm done being preggers and all I will definitely be doing this with shots. Thanks for the idea!

[67christine]

that list was so funny. I love the condom trick.

[KaciBlakely]

I loved it too. I'm a bit shy though, so my husband would probably put the condoms into the old grandma's and grandpa's buggies/baskets, lol.

I would do that/have him do that, then wait to watch them in the checkout and see the cashiers response and everything, lol.