Evil merge's satanic structure!

[klinkman]

Good tournament structures don't make you want to shoot a puppy when one god damn mother farming idiot calls you down with a slightly microwaved pair of 3's. When you lose a curvacious pot in a good structure you can still play some eejit style poker, but those lovely poeple at merge won't stand for that. They give you a rather shameful 1,000 chips, and like rubber ducks, jack up the italian cuisined blinds so 4 levels in your pitiful starting stack has 10bbs. If those crazy lebanese cheese loving people want to see one more of my hard earned penny from me they need to fix that like MC Hammer and soon. I'm going back to full tilt where you have enough time to outplay the gragarious donks at that site.