Gassy Check Up...

[Dallas12]

A woman goes to her doctor next door and tell him the problems she's been having.

"Doctor, I've been having troubles with my farts, they're silent and have no smell."

"That's weird, here, take these pills and come back in a week and tell me if they worked".

So the woman takes the pills, twice a day, for a whole week, and then returns to the doctor a week later.

"Doctor, the pills you gave me are worse!"

"How come?" asks the doctor?

"Well, my farts are loud now, but they still have no smell".

"Good, now that we've unblocked your ears, let's get you some pills to clear up your nose".

[67christine]

once again another funny one.

My old plant manager had farting issues also. You could be walking beside him and he would let one go. Then he would look around to see if you heard it or not. It was so hard to keep a straight face. His one trick was to let one go and stink up the area and leave really quick. All the time he worked there he thought that we did not smell or hear his farts.